philosophy (i am drunk)

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so like listen it's like this;

blondes do not have more fun. I am much happier as a redhead. Some londes have fun. some blondes are misarable. it happens.

if your friends dn't dance theyare no frieds of mine.

serioslly tough my roommate is being stalked by this guy, this waiter, hei s CRAZY and he leaves voice mailthat says "YOU BELOND....to meeeeeee" allt he time and he gets lall billligerant that we gont' call him bac, wtf? I think he's going to kil us, should i have rfamon and otis kill him this weekend and we dumop hin ion th east river or what?????? this is so seriousl you migh tnot thing so but is is bad bad bd, ever bad cos he knows here i live and might kill me, should we kill him? we could do it, we have the tools.

― ally, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh man my typing ius shit. I just gace Ramon a cigarette, maybe i Housl have one oto a d it 'd make me type beter. i'm going do bed. I NEED ANSWERS TO THIS STALKING THING. myanser was to macethe guy who was stalking me but that was then and this isnow and a different person being stalked anyhow.

― Ally, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Call th e Police I supose

― Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i had four shots tonight and i feel nothing. i must upgrade to 151 proof next time...and yeah if you have the tools then kill him

― kevin enas, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Is the stalker even at all appealing? If so, perhaps Anthony could have his way with him. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Having anthony rape the stalker is no answer. Have Jess do it

― Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Do i have to mention DAVID ?
he and i are TOGETHER

― anthony, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"have jess do it."

THIS is what i wake up to this morning???

(6:25 am.)

― jess, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The police are a good idea, although a restraining order is only as good as the paper it's written on.

If I were you, I'd tell the guy that Stephanie was moving to Albany, change my phone number and keep it unlisted. Also make sure that everyone you know knows about this guy.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It swould also be a good idea for her to havea cell phone with her at all times

― Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ok anthony, so you _and_ david can gang bang him. satisfied?

― Geoff, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thank you, Geoff, that was going to be my suggestion. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i still don't understand how *i* became involved in this ass- mastering troika.

― jess, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

you have a glass head: you can see out, sure, but we can see in

― mark s, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Jesss= saliva and sand

― Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

He's not at all appealing! In fact, he's disgusting. I can't stand him, he looks like a troll. Plus, he's the ONLY waiter we've ever stiffed on a tip at Caprice, cos he was so crap. And he says things like "This is a sexual voice mail..." and then proceeds to not say anything sexual at all. WTF? I think it's time to fuck him up. I was thinking restraining order, actually...

― Ally, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two years pass...

YOUR A DUMB CUNT BLONDES TOTALLY HAVE MORE FUN I WAS ONCE A BROWN HEAD AND NOW THAT I AM BLONDE I HAVE WAY MORE FUN YOUR STUPID ASS SHOULD TRY TO GO BLONDE AND BE A REAL WOMAN AND IF YOU HAVE SOMTHING TO SAY THAT IS MY REAL EMAIL ADRESS AND I ENCOURAGE YOU TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

― brittani kaye mccarty, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:26 (twenty years ago) link

yeah bring it

― Tadpole (calstars), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:36 (twenty years ago) link

brittani will seriously kick your ass. Watch your step.

― Tadpole (calstars), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:37 (twenty years ago) link

Ahhh, the cute little blone girl is in a strop! *ruffles hair* There there deary, don't worry your pretty little head about things like this - just go and do your make-up.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:08 (twenty years ago) link

As the president, I will encourage and foster these kinds of discussions, because one of the jobs of the president is to leave behind a legacy that will enable other presidents to better deal with the hair that we face.

― not saying lalala, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:38 (twenty years ago) link

Although it appears that particular blonde cannot punctuate!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:16 (twenty years ago) link

eight years pass...

Reading _Action Philosophers!_ vol 3 in the bar here this sunny afternoon, and hit a particular entry: is Thomas Hobbes a fascist, or could he be considered one using the 20th-C definition?

― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Monday, 7 May 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

eleven years pass...

The laugh at the end of this video is great.

Deleuze on Wittgenstein pic.twitter.com/8Fv3MrYsvx
— Überkierkegaard (@nakfourium) August 15, 2023

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 11:09 (seven months ago) link

I prefer wittgenstein's clear eyed demystification but I see this as an aesthetic choice more than anything, has either stance had any material impact on the world?

― crutch of england (ledge), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 12:29 (seven months ago) link

I love reading these old threads, ILX was way more wild back in the Naughty Oughties... everyone is so civil now

― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 18:45 (seven months ago) link

And he says things like "This is a sexual voice mail..." and then proceeds to not say anything sexual at all. WTF?

lol

― official representative of Roku's Basketshit in at least one alternate u (lukas), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 21:13 (seven months ago) link

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