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This is the thread where you repost a posting from another thread that--when taken out of the context of its original thread--is either scary, funny, lewd, evil or other!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

Ha. Figures. It's been a dry couple of days, even though I've been rolling up the rim furiously.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), March 31st, 2003.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:51 (10 years ago) Permalink

Hey now, Sean. Let him seduce you with his trenchcoat.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), April 1st, 2003.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 01:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

I like the idea of this thread, but sadly/happily, I think that most of the threads in their original contexts are likely to be much filthier. In the best possible sense!

― Skottie, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 03:46 (10 years ago) Permalink

I think I get taken out of context for the most innocent remarks anyway! One of the tragedies of my life.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 10:58 (10 years ago) Permalink

"Excuse me, but where are the X'O's?"
Elliott Smith to thread!

-- Jody Beth Rosen (edito...), April 1st, 2003. (later)

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

I can never hear that phrase again without thinking of Patrick Bateman's naked body.

-- Mary (maj23...), April 15th, 2003. (later)

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:39 (10 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Oh no! What are all the chronic wiener eaters going to do?
-- Jodi (jenkyhaypatch...), April 30th, 2003 12:56

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:19 (10 years ago) Permalink

Sean, I don't think they make buns small enough.
-- Nick A. (emmaa...), April 30th, 2003. (later) (Nick A.) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:22 (10 years ago) Permalink

Ha!

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:29 (10 years ago) Permalink

I fucking the sight of the male body.

-- Calum (ca...), April 30th, 2003.

Best.* Typo. Evah.

*"best" as in "most telling of the things going on in the subconcious of the person what posted it"*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:21 (10 years ago) Permalink

It's a Freudian slit, no doubt about it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:28 (10 years ago) Permalink

Damn, sorry, Freudian gymslip.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:29 (10 years ago) Permalink

I want = I want someone
-- amateurist (am...), April 29th, 2003.

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 23:16 (10 years ago) Permalink

god i just want to beat him around the head and neck with my dick until he passes out or it breaks off
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), April 23rd, 2003.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:05 (10 years ago) Permalink

jess into turkeyslapping shocka

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:08 (10 years ago) Permalink

Three beers, p'shaw! At least with grandpa, I actually make it to work tomorrow. =)
-- Kim (grimstitch...), May 1st, 2003 10:18 PM.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:24 (10 years ago) Permalink

he also wants to fist tony robbins

― minna (minna), Thursday, 1 May 2003 02:51 (10 years ago) Permalink

Better than wanting to fist Tony Robinson. Arrrr. "That is clearly dirrrrr-ty!"

― kate, Thursday, 1 May 2003 08:16 (10 years ago) Permalink

your jetset lifestyle is impressive gareth, BUT HOW LONG CAN IT LAST
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), April 29th, 2003. (later)

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

muff?

-- RJG (r_gillander...), May 1st, 2003.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:13 (10 years ago) Permalink

My sister does that 'scratching-and-sniffing' thing and it drives my Dad bonkers.

--Mandee

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:15 (10 years ago) Permalink

does this mean i need to come clean about my gender?
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 2nd, 2003 10:01 AM.

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Could it wait? I was enjoying having you over me.
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), May 2nd, 2003 10:04 AM.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 May 2003 23:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

Haha! Best post of thread

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 2 May 2003 03:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 May 2003 04:21 (10 years ago) Permalink

"I LIKE COFFEE AND SCOTCH AND SEX! I AM AN ADULT! CAN YOU BUBBLEHEADS PLEASE TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE IN HERE?"
Kenan on the I hate fun thread.

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:23 (10 years ago) Permalink

make that "come to"... fuck. See I can't even control my HANDS here...
-- Kim (grimstitch...), May 2nd, 2003 7:14 PM

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 3 May 2003 03:25 (10 years ago) Permalink

I've never thought of Bernard Sumner's antics as fey.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), February 28th, 2003. (spencermfi) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 4 May 2003 05:11 (10 years ago) Permalink

I'm dead at Ypres in 1917 with the rest of you. It's a veritable mentalist holocaust.
-- amateurist (amateuris...), May 5th, 2003. (later) (amateurist) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:15 (10 years ago) Permalink

Maybe it's the smoking that's causing a problem. It was fine last night. Today it's throbby and HUGE
--Ally

― buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:24 (10 years ago) Permalink

I'd rather eat my sister
- Alix

Um, you're not twins are you, Alix? By any chance?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:40 (10 years ago) Permalink

My periods are all over the place. :-(
-- kate (masonicboo...), May 6th, 2003. (later)

(Confession - I took out some of this post to make it more open to misinterpretation)

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

"...non vagina teeth..."

-- alix (lixibel...), May 6th, 2003. (alix)

This combination of words will stick with me for quite some time.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

This thread makes me MAD!

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:58 (10 years ago) Permalink

I think I've smelled that rectum before.
-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), May 16th, 2003 2:36 PM.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:05 (10 years ago) Permalink

Sad to say, only Stoppard has ever really gripped me in the theatre.
-- Alan (AlanTrewarth...), May 20th, 2003. (later)

― NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 11:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

The Real Ghostbusters are Nazi's.

-- Pete (pb1...), May 20th, 2003 6:11 AM. (Pete) (later)

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:46 (10 years ago) Permalink

I got erection.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 20th, 2003. (mlescaut) (later) (link)

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I had a hand full of that. What did I do with it? I did it clean.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 20th, 2003. (vassifer) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:18 (10 years ago) Permalink

Every time I get an erection, the front seam of my pants violently explodes, revealing my throbbing manhood. It's really embarrassing.
-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 21st, 2003. (later)

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:55 (10 years ago) Permalink

there was context to that??

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, in context it's perfectly appropriate.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:59 (10 years ago) Permalink

It's so salty and warm...
-- jm (jimmythemo...), May 22nd, 2003. (later)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:43 (10 years ago) Permalink

I hope you can see this...because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

-- Jordan (jordancohe...), May 23rd, 2003.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:32 (10 years ago) Permalink

If I ever get intimate with any of you, please bite me.

-- Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (christineindig...), May 26th, 2003.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 May 2003 00:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

"...you want a blow job from me, ok? ..."

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 26th, 2003 1:12 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:15 (9 years ago) Permalink

Oi!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:22 (9 years ago) Permalink

heh

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

(reading this thread while listening to The Russian Patriarchate Choir sing 'Hymn To The Mother Of God' was a minor miracle of a multi-media experience - in a word, ILXuriant)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 26 May 2003 21:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

(said to Ned on the Fred Durst thread)(hey!)

Here, let me turn on the vacuum cleaner and let you pretend it's Kevin Shields...whhiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonym...), May 27th, 2003 12:31 PM

Am I the only one to whom this sounds dirty?

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

yet, at least text wise, that's the clean version, i believe.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

... fucking too-big Jesus.

-- Tep (te...), May 28th, 2003 4:20 PM.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 05:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

I love Dr. Brown's Black Cherry
-- luna (luna_cee...) (webmail)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

like i said

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone
-- luna

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH IF YOU TRACK WETNESS ALL OVER MY BED GODDAMNIT.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 28th, 2003 7:25 PM. (later)

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

big thanks to Teeny for making my harmless MBV joke sound SOOOO deliciously naughty. I never would have realized the potential otherwise.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

That kinda ties in with the most sausage, I think.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 28th, 2003. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

Woah, that came out bigger than I thought it would.
Note; I'm not actually a cowboy. [context deleted]
-- Nick H (nhill8...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:56 PM. (later)

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it doesn't load for me.
-- phil-two (philtw...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:57 PM

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

This thread's become a Moebius strip!

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:41 (9 years ago) Permalink

Argh!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 29 May 2003 01:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

it's not all dusty sweetie. Most of it's sticky. I dunno about smelly. Only in parts.
--That Girl

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

I'm so tempted to go down
-- lyra (lyra6...), May 29th, 2003 5:22 PM.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

yes but wouldn't they get soggy? that would be unpleasant.
-- s1utsky (parrisactava...), June 5th, 2003 3:49 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 01:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

...couldn't get it up...
-- duane (hgjfd...), June 6th, 2003 1:42 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 03:43 (9 years ago) Permalink

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

Argh! -- Trayce (trayc...), May 29th, 2003. (link)

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

Sorry Trayce! ; p

I ... have the best command of the colon I've ever seen. If you hate me,

-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), May 4th, 2003. (link)

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:29 (9 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Anthony, my friend, I already did you a couple of years back, and you lurved it! But I shall repeat it again. :-)
Anthony: Cheerful Catholic Corpulent Canadian Cocksucker

-- Ned Raggett (ned@....), June 25th, 2003 1:48 PM

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

Who needs a rink? I'm up for doing it in a bar.
(so says Ally)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:48 (9 years ago) Permalink

If it's from Robin's, though, that sucker gets HARD.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 30th, 2003. (SeanC) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I would sleep with it next to me at night. Sweetly kissing its shaft before I drifted off.
-- That Girl

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 18:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

Magic Stick grew on me when it became a single.
-- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), June 1st, 2003.

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 18 July 2003 07:41 (9 years ago) Permalink

Put concealer on the pink thing.

-- Mandee (Wolfshir...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

I'd definitely be up for some ILx fantasy action.

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), July 18th, 2003. (diamond) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:59 (9 years ago) Permalink

I put it to you that Mr. Diamond referred to both contexts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

I put it to you
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 18th, 2003 9:00 PM. (Ned) (later) (link) (admin) ()

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

Or even 'I put it.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola fite
-- Ned Raggett

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

...wee ... bing
-- Ned Raggett

-- jess

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

-- ...a...

-- ..ss

-- Tep

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

id like us to do everything in our power to make "x, i put it to you" the new "x, i kiss you"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:15 (9 years ago) Permalink

i take up this challenge with great relish

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

mark and jess, I put it to you with relish. Ned, relish my ass.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:22 (9 years ago) Permalink

"oh shit -- i'm out of condiments"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

The pun mayo may not be horrible, I'll let you know when I ketchup.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

here is a gun, i put it to you

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

i don't think i know how to work this thing!

-- jess (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), July 18th, 2003 11:22 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

"wiggedy wiggedy" *snap*

I don't understand what was so hard about that.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

don't rub it in

-- stevem (bluesk...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

Dick is too often filmed as if the big concept is all you need.
Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), April 22nd, 2003.

big 'concept', huh?

― joni, Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

this might as well be the latest lol thread

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

Paul's the bizarro Tracer! Comes way early, slips out quietly. Tracer comes way late (if at all), but makes his presence immediately felt!

-- Yanc3y

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 28 July 2003 19:58 (9 years ago) Permalink

More opportunities for making the sex orgy style?
OK, Tracer, $75

-- Ally (mlescau...), July 31st, 2003. (later)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

this thread has reduced me to tears.

― piscesboy, Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

How can you deny him an anal rape if he asks so kindly? But I guess that wouldn't be rape then, would it?
-- oops (don'temailmebitc...), August 4th, 2003 3:37 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:39 (9 years ago) Permalink

i can't believe i ever put that shit in my mouth.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 4th, 2003. (later)

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:58 (9 years ago) Permalink

Finally, someone gets revenge on Jim!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 August 2003 06:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

waaah

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 07:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

I have been listening to Elephant Man non-stop for like the last three days.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 4 August 2003 08:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

I think I overcreamed my coffee...

-- Sarah McLUsky (x77tigersxu...), August 4th, 2003 7:49 AM. (later)

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

i tend to like things simple, although i usually have meat, i dont like it when they overload it with meat and you can't taste anything else

-- Bob Shaw (bob_001...), August 4th, 2003 11:52 AM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

other people's children are the field mice it's ok to have sex to
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 5th, 2003 11:27 AM.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

out of context that is quite a bizarre sentence i must admit

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

I'd pay $40 for a T-shirt that said that.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

"When I was six, I didn't wait for my mom to buy me a violin or a trumpet, I started out right on the garden hose."

-- nickalicious (nza2342...) (webmail), August 7th, 2003 6:47 AM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

it didnt taste so good though, then it melted on my pants.
-- phil-two (philtw...), August 7th, 2003. (phil-two)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

Nick, you are my hero. I wanted to post that last night, but was too lazy to look for the thread.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

We know it's all goin' down in the center. ;)
-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 7th, 2003. (thatgirl)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

I sure hope that wasn't a Carrot Top reference in the original context.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

Why do I always get that thrust upon me?
-- luna (luna_cee...), August 7th, 2003. (luna.c)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:14 (9 years ago) Permalink

Find that kitty-cat dammit!

-- jewelly (jewelly123...), August 7th, 2003. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

Did I thank you for the pork?
-- Kim (grims...), August 4th, 2003 5:36 PM

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

"didn't do it again till yesterday, then did it four times in a row"
- Texas Sam, in AIM

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

well obv!!

i totally heart DD

-- mark s (mar...), August 14th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:02 (9 years ago) Permalink

it was like drinking an orgasm.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 15th, 2003 12:04 AM. (electricsound)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 15 August 2003 23:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

Oh fuck that exclamation point in the dot hole!
-- nickalicious

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

I hear Pig Vomit is really good.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...) (webmail), August 16th, 2003 6:12 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 17 August 2003 03:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

Mmmm, memories of chilling out with my melon during a hot Summer day in NYC on my grandfather's porch when I was 8.....

-- Nichole Graham (britbab...) (webmail), August 18th, 2003 12:02 PM. (Nichole Graham) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

as much as I've had "Harry Wong" pounded into my head...

-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 22nd, 2003 3:16 PM. (thatgirl)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 August 2003 18:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

grease, woman! grease!
-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylure...), September 18th, 2003 10:20 PM. (lucylurex) (later) (link)

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

10 seconds for a banana is about my upper limit! What's to do with it? Just stick it in!

-- N. (nickdastoo...), September 27th, 2003 6:08 AM. (nickdastoor) (later) (link)

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 28 September 2003 01:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

I love you, sweet pervert.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 30th, 2003

― Sir Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 04:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

that ass was directed at dean
-- JaXoN (jaso...), December 5th, 2003 2:32 PM. (JasonD)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 December 2003 20:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

We're supposed to get a good 3 to 6 inches.
But I've heard that before . . .
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), December 5th, 2003 4:05 AM. (felicity)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 03:47 (9 years ago) Permalink

trayce that's brilliant.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

but you gotta love the followup:

Since when is 3 to 6 inches ever GOOD?

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), December 5th, 2003. (suzy)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:15 (9 years ago) Permalink

I think y'all underetimate the intent of those double-entendres. (Removing them from context makes 'em less funny, not more, right?)

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

Yeah I thought after I posted mine that quite possibly felicity was saying it like that on purpose, and I felt a bit silly.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:26 (9 years ago) Permalink

yeah, meh.

except its even funnier to imagine that they weren't posted with that intent!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 07:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

Sorry to nitpick. Just wanted to make sure certain posters got proper credit for having their minds in the gutter.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 08:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

I mean WTF IS WRONG WITH A MUPPET EVERY SO OFTEN?!
-- Dale the Titled (cpre...), December 15th, 2003 3:49 PM. (cprek)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 December 2003 20:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

All my life I've been working for this. Maybe soon I'll have sex with goths.
-- Llahtuos Kcin (auspiciousfis...), January 21st, 2004.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 15:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

I was wondering last night how to get it on. I guess you force your whole body through the small whole at the head?

-- Mary (m), December 2nd, 2003.

― BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

nice positioning of the bishop there.

-- teeny (teen...), February 9th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 February 2004 19:41 (9 years ago) Permalink

FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY DON"T ALL OF YOU LET IT GO?????

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 8th, 2004.
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― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 9 February 2004 20:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

The weird thing was that Dan's post initially prompted me to sing Prince to myself.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 February 2004 20:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

Stop stealing my winky. You don't know how to handle it properly.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 10th, 2004 3:42 PM. (later)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

Hahaha Ned did you see my subsequent post?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:48 (9 years ago) Permalink

It's a beautiful thing, sir.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

Love,
one of your sex offenders who isn't interested in justifying his selections

-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...), February 11th, 2004 8:57 PM. (later)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:59 (9 years ago) Permalink

AIDS?

-- dean! (dea...), February 6th, 2004.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:04 (9 years ago) Permalink

this is the ILE equivalent of a cassetteboy song

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 03:04 (9 years ago) Permalink

I cannot help being a sucker
-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 12th, 2004.

― omg, Thursday, 12 February 2004 02:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

Fart poo pee.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 13th, 2004 9:40 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:44 (9 years ago) Permalink

in my mouth they felt huge, but sitting there in my hand they were tiny.

-- chris (cbrassic...)

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Yeah, he was leaning on the tool so hard his hand was shaking.
-- andy (and...)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

I still wasn't numb enough to completely satisfy the dentist.
-- Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...),

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

Pashmina, have you been to the Goblin fortress where you have to try to talk to Goblin El Presidente'?

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence_kansa...)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

But will you peel off the skin first?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), February 14th, 2004 6:49 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

Of course not - that's where the vitamins are.

-- luna

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 14 February 2004 01:09 (9 years ago) Permalink

I'll be upset if there is no greek in the movie at all.

(Mr Teeny on the Mel Gibson Jesus movie)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 20 February 2004 13:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

92. I can come in many colors
-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), February 22nd, 2004 9:49 AM. (later)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 22 February 2004 22:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

Tim H in the pub last night: "I've tried putting one in my mouth three times. I try to keep it there as long as I can, because I keep thinking that eventually I might start to like it."

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 27 February 2004 11:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

This is truly a wonderful circle-jerk.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), February 28th, 2004.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 28 February 2004 00:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

I don't think the box will squeeze that well, though. Not that Capri Sun pouches squeezed well. But, yeah, it concerns me.
-- David R. (ilxo...), February 29th, 2004 6:30 PM. (popshots75`)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 29 February 2004 10:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

Watersports!
-- hstencil (hstenci...), March 1st, 2004 1:13 PM. (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

f*ck y*u *ll, I'm not 75 years old
-- Begs2Differ

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 13:14 (9 years ago) Permalink

Anthony just distracted me by linking me to a cunt playing air-guitar. Literally.
-- Sick Nouthall

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 22:41 (9 years ago) Permalink

(haha just put my order in for the real thing)
-- Matos W.K.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 23:14 (9 years ago) Permalink

It is fun to hand them in all soggy when I win, though.
-- Bryan (bryan...), March 9th, 2003 1:17 AM. (Bryan)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

ARGH I called my parents to get some support and they LAUGHED AT ME! They want pics, too! I AM GOING TO CRY.
(xpost I WILL NOT BE HAVING HOT SEX UNTIL IT GROWS BACK THIS IS THE PROBLEM)

-- Dan Perry

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 8 March 2004 01:21 (9 years ago) Permalink

Lisa Loeb having sex with Hello Kitty would be redundant, somehow.
-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), March 10th, 2004.

― pete s, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 00:48 (9 years ago) Permalink

Not this much. Your hair never tried to give me air cunnilingus. Humph!
-- The River Kate (masonicboo...), March 16th, 2004 2:02 PM. (later)

hey, i'm EATING here
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), March 16th, 2004 2:06 PM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 14:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

At tonight's FAP: "Anna had better come while I'm still wet" - Cis

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 23:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

On chat tonight...a bit of context, but not much:

Dubplatestyle: my undpants were bicntosuc me
saltykmurks: i thought you were saying "fresh" like the expression
NedRaggett: JESSPANTS
saltykmurks: like "ihop madness. fresh man."
NedRaggett: No sir
The Mackro: Jess's Unpants
Dubplatestyle: NO PANTS NO
The Mackro: BAD PANTS
NedRaggett: PANT ATTACK
The Mackro: LOOK WHAT YOU DID
The Mackro: BAD PANTS
Dubplatestyle has left the room.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 18 March 2004 04:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

They'll do rudie things in bed if you get them happy with each other and you buy the right sort of bed, but the bed's fucking ugly (ha ha pardon the pun) so I never bothered.

-- Trayce

― tee hee hee (Oops), Thursday, 18 March 2004 06:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

I thought of it in the bath.
-- Mikey G (...), March 19th, 2004 2:41 AM. (later)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 March 2004 10:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

Dan in Beyonce gear...not a nice thought.

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), March 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

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thank you, nicole, for quoting "real genius."

-- mandee (mandeewrigh...), March 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 14:22 (9 years ago) Permalink

don't EVEN make me have a scat-off with you, nickalicious.

-- mandee (mandeewrigh...), March 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 19:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

there's nothing wrong with loving Dick.
-- Ian Johnson

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 28 March 2004 10:15 (9 years ago) Permalink

Hey, how did my sims quote get so rudely misappropriated? Damn you, oops! ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 29 March 2004 03:46 (9 years ago) Permalink

I amn't sure how hard I hit her, I didn't even know I'd done it to be honest until someone told me.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), April 5th, 2004.

― LC, Monday, 5 April 2004 09:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

it's about 7 inches long and about 5-6 inches wide in most parts, more where it wraps around my arm. the underside bit does not feel nice.

-- lauren (jaguarrid...), April 7th, 2004.

― LC, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

Do you do all this preening before or after you wax your bikini lines, men of ILE?
-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004 10:13 PM. (later)

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If I skip more than one days shaving the itchy stubble horror descends and I end up making Jimmy Hill gestures at everyone all the time.
-- Ricardo (boyofbadger...), April 7th, 2004 10:14 PM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

ARGH

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

Vin Diesel rocks!
-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), April 7th, 2004 4:45 PM.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

And I was like, is this a bad thing, like?
-- mark grout (mark.grou...), April 7th, 2004 5:13 PM.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

HYSTERICS (at poor Ricardo's expense)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:21 (9 years ago) Permalink

I saw this thread and I was like, dude, totally.
-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), April 7th, 2004 4:51 PM.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:21 (9 years ago) Permalink

I was on the nightbus before and my friend dared me to lick this bald guy's head, he had fallen asleep.

So I boldly got up and did it, and got a big cheer for my efforts, from random people I didn't know. I must do it again sometime.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:29 (9 years ago) Permalink

That's not much better IN context!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

Is bald-head licking going to become the new toad-licking?

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

I love the taste of male sweat
-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004 12:30 AM.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

GOLD MINE

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

(Actually, regular London fappers will know that I have kissed Mark C's bald head on four or five occasions but the idea of actually sticking the tongue in had never occurred to me until Ronan's depravity upthread)

-- Matt DC (runmd...), April 7th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

I may have to lick a stranger.
-- luna

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:47 (9 years ago) Permalink

Haha! For some reason, I thought of Martin as soon as she posted that.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 21:48 (9 years ago) Permalink

I am shaking my pompoms for Jess (in a literal and a metaphorical way).

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 12th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:48 (9 years ago) Permalink

I am desperately trying to find a link to the 8mm dog vagina guy, but to no avail! :(

-- @d@ml (i@;_;.com), April 15th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

bollocks, that's enormous, sorry.
-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), April 15th, 2004.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

Christ can any of you people actually NOT crap? I think Matt is right - there's a hussle here...
-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), April 20th, 2004.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:06 (9 years ago) Permalink

i will forever regret my robo experience
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), February 27th, 2003 9:41 AM. (electricsound)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 April 2004 08:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 22 April 2004 09:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

Cause I had a stash long before I started making my own purchases, and when I did, in that there early eighties at the age of 12 or so... Dearie me!
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 15th, 2001 5:00 PM.

― SLeeeter Kinney (Leee), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

If she was bisexual, then it might be a bit harder (esp. if I already knew this) but still not as hard as if it was a man.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), April 24th, 2004 10:17 AM. (nickdastoor)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:19 (9 years ago) Permalink

(PS haha Jim I totally need to photoshop a Bender pic to go with that robo post too heh)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

trust aja on this -- ken c

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 25 April 2004 21:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

That's not a trick, that could be a useful strategy in the right hand.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 4th, 2004 10:23 AM. (later) (link)

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 21:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Jody, she always seems at last a step ahead of me"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 07:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

I like to dabble in the odd muffin on Sunday mornings myself.
-- the music mole (colinsbarro...), May 6th, 2004 12:52 AM. (later)

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

Bobbin' thusly.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), May 13th, 2004 4:51 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

*Not shown actual size.

-- martin m. (marti...) (webmail), May 13th, 2004 4:52 PM. (mushrush) (later) (link)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:04 (9 years ago) Permalink

Actually, Tep, that context is pretty close to what I intended...

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:59 (9 years ago) Permalink

But not Ned's bobbin!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

I now work even further out than Gareth and Chris. Fucking Maidenhead!

-- Ricardo (boyofbadger...), May 14th, 2004. (later) (link)

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I think that's meant to be me.

-- Allyzay (destruction @ londonsburning.com), May 14th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 May 2004 15:21 (9 years ago) Permalink

i enjoy your 'in the flesh' rudeness very much tim hopkins
-- stevem (bluesk...), May 20th, 2004 2:02 PM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 20 May 2004 13:10 (9 years ago) Permalink

I miss the days when I had nothing to do but sit around sucking cock and drinking cum all day
-- Mr Mime (countandre...), May 24th, 2004 9:52 PM. (later)

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 05:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

From behind, I thought he was Cabbage.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), May 28th, 2004. (later)

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:40 (8 years ago) Permalink

Do me with a hot bod.
-- Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (ada...), June 4th, 2004 4:01 PM. (later)

― the surface noise for the sake of noise (electricsound), Friday, 4 June 2004 05:02 (8 years ago) Permalink

Mully, i'll draw you if you describe yourself because I keep getting images of fucking harold from neighbours everytime i go to draw you.
-- ipsofacto (kat...), June 4th, 2004 2:47 PM. (ipsofacto)

(like, eww!)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 June 2004 05:37 (8 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Aw man, I wanted it to be long and complicated in that particularly Finnish way.

-- Liz :x (lizd4ply...), June 22nd, 2004. (Liz :x) (later)

(Sorry, Liz.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

"let's do the mucky pup in islington" - Colette

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

That one in the foreground is obviously part of a new clinical trial involving penicillin injections.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 23rd, 2004 3:40 AM. (SeanC)

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OMG - This exact same thing happened to me recently!
-- AdamL :') (adamr@.com), June 23rd, 2004 3:41 AM. (nordicskilla)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

Dammit... it works better with the extra line:

"I think this needs one more throbbing purple vein right there."
-- Velveteen Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), June 23rd, 2004 3:32 AM. (Chris V)

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That one in the foreground is obviously part of a new clinical trial involving penicillin injections.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 23rd, 2004 3:40 AM. (SeanC)

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OMG - This exact same thing happened to me recently!
-- AdamL :') (adamr@.com), June 23rd, 2004 3:41 AM. (nordicskilla)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:15 (8 years ago) Permalink

"You are black women, and you are our slaves"

-- bnw (rilke...), June 26th, 2004.

― omg, Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

We need a constipated in there (or do we?)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 28th, 2004 5:08 PM. (Ned)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

I funch

-- omg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

i do it with wooden spoons all the time! (but then again i will admit to being a poor roomate)
-- dyson (dyspleasur...), July 21st, 2004 4:34 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 15:36 (8 years ago) Permalink

must be hard to wank with broccoli hands. maybe if you dip them in mayonnaise?
-- AaronHz (aaronh...), July 22nd, 2004.

― ...., Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:24 (8 years ago) Permalink

bblllaaarggghghhhh this thing it makes me crazy - cannot stop tonguing it¡
-- dyson (dyspleasur...), July 26th, 2004 3:18 AM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:26 (8 years ago) Permalink

Bwaha!

every time this thread re-appears I am rendered into useless giggling fits.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 03:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

S YOU MUST HAVE SOME KIND OF COCKCHOKING VIRUS!!!!! JON WILLIAMS HAD IT A FEW YEARS AGO AND HE HAS CONSTANTLY BEEN CHOKING HIS COCK EVER SINCE.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 27th, 2004.

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btw i had that too i think, when you click refresh it seems to sort it.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 27th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 11:37 (8 years ago) Permalink

Roxymuzac: only youd have to wear trousers with a trap door
Roxymuzac: and reveal it to the panel
Roxymuzac: upon entering
Roxymuzac: haw

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (8 years ago) Permalink

i guess it needed more context

Roxymuzac: only youd have to wear trousers with a trap door
Roxymuzac: and reveal it to the panel
playdoh barber: and it would say "butt recognized... access granted" in some female computery voice
Roxymuzac: upon entering
Roxymuzac: haw

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (8 years ago) Permalink

omg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:33 (8 years ago) Permalink

In the Ned, it doesn't even matter.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 2nd, 2004 11:15 PM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 2 August 2004 12:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

If anyone wants a fairy gravy familiar I just left a pregnant mushroom in the stash, stick it in a terrarium and away you go
-- Andrew Blood Thames (andrew.thame...)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 12:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

it sounds just like the sound you get when you put a banger up a drain pipe here, mental
-- Porkpie (porkypi...), August 3rd, 2004 2:40 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 13:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

The look on a baby's face "Fuck me!"

a little punctuation has been toyed with, but still.

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:30 (8 years ago) Permalink

i liked her well enough to go on a date with someone and see her live (that was post-fumbling). everything I've heard since is syrup, though.
-- kyle (akmonda...), August 7th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 7 August 2004 11:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

Yay for xposts:

colin liked to get a spurt in his mouth
-- purple patch (electricsoun...), August 9th, 2004 2:41 PM. (electricsound)

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Yeah it was cool!
Im having such dreadful nostalgia attacks lately, its weird.

[context deleted]

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), August 9th, 2004 2:43 PM. (trayce)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 August 2004 03:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

I love Cathy's head.
-- Alba (albab...), August 16th, 2004 4:25 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 16 August 2004 15:26 (8 years ago) Permalink

I didn't wanna post his name. God he's so cute.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), August 17th, 2004 4:26 PM. (hstencil) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:35 (8 years ago) Permalink

Chris V, I love those whips too.
-- Sarah McLusky

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

There's only so much WHOOMPAWHOOMPAWHOOMPA I can take in a night.

- Dog Latin.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 August 2004 09:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

Back home in Alabama, I was incredibly homosexual.

-- TOMBOT (itssomethin...), August 25th, 2004 11:21 AM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:23 (8 years ago) Permalink

Be prepared! * jumps in Trayce *
-- the music mole (col...), August 24th, 2004 1:25 PM.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

Argh!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:49 (8 years ago) Permalink

my uncle could totally
eat the whole thing.
-- dgb (dyo...), August 25th, 2004 2:49 PM.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

I mean, our mouths are full of the shit. Is it really that offensive simply because it's outside the body?!
-- Andrew (n...), August 25th, 2004 4:36 PM. (enneff)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

I'm trying to recontextualise that but I just can't.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

Bah.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

"A lot of people really don't understand how easy it is to fuck yourself"

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

I [...] crap on myself constantly.

-- Trayce

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

has jesus ever been in fashion in britain?

-- mark s (mar...), October 21st, 2002.

― Huck, Monday, 30 August 2004 14:08 (8 years ago) Permalink

That sounds awful, Luna.
Next time you should bring someone else in the bathroom with you to hold him down.

-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), August 31st, 2004.

― Huck, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 17:18 (8 years ago) Permalink

I have no idea where that KY came from and what I was implying with it. I am getting a wee bit OUT OF CONTROL over here.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), August 31st, 2004 4:25 PM. (nickalicious) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 19:36 (8 years ago) Permalink

ha ha YES

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 19:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

Don't get me started on Chris Isaak again.
-- adam. (adamr...), August 31st, 2004.

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"boners"?
-- adam. (adamr...), August 31st, 2004.

― Bumfluff, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 20:49 (8 years ago) Permalink

To be fair, that green thing is fucking all kinds of shit out of that lemon.
-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...), August 31st, 2004.

― ...., Tuesday, 31 August 2004 21:09 (8 years ago) Permalink

Um yeah and I'm really really really sorry for "PUSSY FLUSH", won't happen again.
-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...), September 1st, 2004.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:52 (8 years ago) Permalink

Then a footrub, then a bagrub.

-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), September 1st, 2004 8:49 PM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:15 (8 years ago) Permalink

a stinging blow to the face by an old leather football in addition to having his plums trapped in a chocolate vending machine? a night of disaster for weller, but there are few of us who haven't faced such agonies on london transport after a few beers and a fumble with a rent boy.
-- dave amos

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 14:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

i can't stop giggling

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 19:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

I agree. If I really didn't like it so much, I probably wouldn't go down there three times a year.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), September 10th, 2004

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 September 2004 15:30 (8 years ago) Permalink

How the hell does stale cum fuck up your bedroom? It's not such a big deal.
-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeball_kick...), September 11th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 11 September 2004 19:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

i want a waterproof punani
-- the surface noise (slight return), September 13th, 2004 1:45 PM. (electricsound)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

But the bitch done me wrong.
-- Kim

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

[...]And even more importantly, keep coming out on weekends for FAGOT fun! Hell, someone's got to help me give ken c a good thrashing!!

-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), September 13th, 2004. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:51 (8 years ago) Permalink

Oh go on.
-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 14th, 2004 9:50 PM. (later)

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It's REALLY hard.
-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 14th, 2004 9:50 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:51 (8 years ago) Permalink

Bahahah ;D

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

I'm not sure Shakespeare deserved the grand prize, but I sure was happy to see Private Ryan go down.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 14th, 2004 10:45 AM.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 14:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

damn, na beat me

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:12 (8 years ago) Permalink

Lennon wasn't his usual self, which contributed a lot to the result.
-- ailsa (ailsa_watson7...), September 14th, 2004.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:52 (8 years ago) Permalink

I had some last night.
-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...), September 16th, 2004.

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 16 September 2004 17:25 (8 years ago) Permalink

Hell no, we used horse needles at U of Tennessee (big veterinary school), it gets it deeper into the melon and then you just let it diffuse for a few hours.

-- TOMBOT (sky...), September 14th, 2004 1:14 PM. (link) (admin) (216.15.32.99)

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:42 (8 years ago) Permalink

I was having a rubbish day at work earlier and took to pushing hula-hoops into my tuna sandwich to cheer myself up.

-- robster (robste...), September 22nd, 2004 2:45 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 13:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

I ended up having a brie & cranberry (scraped that out though) baguette, so the hula hoops were eaten at the same time, but not actually inside the sanger!
-- PinXorchiXoR (pink{est}panther4...), September 22nd, 2004 2:49 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 13:50 (8 years ago) Permalink

I think I could deal with a $20K pain in the ass.

-- Dan Perry '08 (djperr...), September 23rd, 2004 11:01 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 23 September 2004 14:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

"/.../ I've got all kinds of strange bruises in odd places. Oh dear!"
-- Danger Whore (masonicboo...), September 27th, 2004.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 27 September 2004 08:17 (8 years ago) Permalink

i'm doing a trayce with star wars battlefront. i have killed so very many ewoks.

-- Michael Stuchbery (mikeybidnes...), September 28th, 2004 11:04 AM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 00:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

Its not as hard as it might sound. I got quite a routine and rhythm going with my machine these days.
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), September 28th, 2004 1:21 PM.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 02:23 (8 years ago) Permalink

you diss it, yet you were playing with it at the time.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), September 28th, 2004 10:38 AM. (later)

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:40 (8 years ago) Permalink

penises cause nothing but trouble!

-- kyle (akmonda...), September 29th, 2004. (akmonday) (later)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 30 September 2004 04:37 (8 years ago) Permalink

Haha oh my, the mikey one and my one almost sound like a very wrong conversation.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 30 September 2004 06:28 (8 years ago) Permalink

the roots of pigs arse

-- gaz (mullygrubbe...), October 6th, 2004 2:31 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 03:34 (8 years ago) Permalink

orion0014: i know all about vaginas.
orion0014: i lived with my mom & sister for many years.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 05:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

I smell funny now, thanks to my wet pants *feels paranoid*.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), October 27th, 2004 12:06 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

haha guess what i have on my clipboard too!

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

Oh dear god *hides*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

barium in the rectum
It may not be the sun shining out of your ass, but it is glowing!

-- Michael White (), October 29th, 2004 11:25 AM.

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i'm going to ask her out tonight
-- logged out for my protection (logge...), October 30th, 2004 8:30 AM.

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use your mouth.
-- cºzen (), October 30th, 2004 8:39 AM.

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

It's ok to leave fod in the car. I put a pizza in the trunk once during winter and ate it in the spring. A bit dry and tasted a little like gas, but I'm here to tell you about it.

-- jim wentworth (wenc...) (webmail), October 31st, 2004 12:30 AM. (wench) (later) (link)

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 05:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

when you sub gravy or slaw for a drink do they fill the drink container with it? Sweet dream of dreams.

xpost, YES we have buffet, it is the most genius thing of all time. And you *can* fill your drink container with gravy (I have done it.)

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...) (webmail), October 29th, 2004 9:00 AM. (roxymuzak) (later) (link)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 31 October 2004 06:08 (8 years ago) Permalink

Sure enough, amongst all the feathers, my dad found a naked stick.
-- Krusty (kirstie_comp...), August 26th, 2004.

― Captain Obvious, Sunday, 31 October 2004 12:15 (8 years ago) Permalink

Over here we saw it all, because we dig fornication.
-- Nick (nickdastoo...), September 14th, 2001.

― Captain Obvious, Sunday, 31 October 2004 12:26 (8 years ago) Permalink

i think as usual with these things, finishing him off as soon as poss is the way forward. the good thing about the mission is it gives you a semi even if you fail it, which is handy...

-- CarsmileSteve (carsmilestev...), November 1st, 2004 11:16 AM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:20 (8 years ago) Permalink

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I can see it both improving my mood and urging me to action. I would touch the stumps, but I *would not* put my finger anywhere near the mouth.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), November 2nd, 2004 8:11 AM. (spencermfi)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:15 (8 years ago) Permalink

haha - dick cheney otm!

-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), November 3rd, 2004 7:24 PM. (later)

(from the official election thread)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:27 (8 years ago) Permalink

haha i KNEW that would end up here

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

Sorry, it had to be done :)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

you can now get 7/1 on kerry and lengthening.
-- Ed, November 3rd, 2004 3:47 PM.

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 04:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

i have a soft spot for turps due to a 3 year period i spent out of my mind

-- bulbs (michaelparkinso...), November 8th, 2004 12:33 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

Well, they might decide to blow people instead. Not a very heart-warming prospect.

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), November 8th, 2004 3:05 PM. (epicharmus) (later)

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

WHY DO LIBERALS HATE LEFT JUSTIFICATION?!?!

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...) (webmail), November 8th, 2004 5:38 PM. (Alex in SF) (later) (link)

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:40 (8 years ago) Permalink

quality is in the eye of the beholder gaz. however i can objectively say that it is quite large

-- the surface noise (slight return), November 9th, 2004 4:36 PM. (electricsound) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 22:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

yay

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 22:42 (8 years ago) Permalink

Rob Da Bank takes John Peel's old slot (59 new answers, last at 10:41 am, 59+ unread)

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 01:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

x-post Ha ha, a settee!

-- Nemo (jdevereux...) (webmail), November 11th, 2004. (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 12 November 2004 09:05 (8 years ago) Permalink

Oh do lets leave Laura Branigan out of this!

- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 3rd, 2003.

― Bumfluff, Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

I don't think I'd like a liberal BJ.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 23rd, 2004 9:27 AM. (nickdastoor)

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Monday, 15 November 2004 08:56 (8 years ago) Permalink

Not just licking and sucking, Starry, also CHEWING!
Joooooiiiiiiinnnnn usssssssss

-- Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...), March 5th, 2004 10:58 AM. (Madchen)

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:24 (8 years ago) Permalink

thanks guys! and congratulations sean on your big piece!

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), November 25th, 2004 1:04 PM. (slutsky) (later) (link)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 25 November 2004 18:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

truly we are living in the best of all possible worlds!
-- s1ocki (slytus...), November 25th, 2004.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 26 November 2004 00:51 (8 years ago) Permalink

at least be a bit more timely, jesus!

-- trigonalmayhem (trigonalmay...), November 30th, 2004 10:05 PM. (trigonalmayhem) (later)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 23:49 (8 years ago) Permalink

what's all that other stuff down there? how long has it been there?

-- dave225 (right.knewi...) (webmail), December 2nd, 2004. (later) (link)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:29 (8 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Yeah, I know they're big, hence I don't paste them straight on.

-- Sick Mouthy

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

six months from now, I am going to do nothing but hang out in the park on summer afternoons and hustle twelve-year-olds.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 25th, 2004 4:17 PM. (dayan)

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Sunday, 26 December 2004 00:42 (8 years ago) Permalink

"I have to say the idea of a "mere blowing session" really appeals to me for some reason."

-djdee

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 6 January 2005 04:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

Ned's winky always comes in handy.
-- Shmool McShmool (shmuel...), January 5th, 2005.

― yeah, Thursday, 6 January 2005 07:17 (8 years ago) Permalink

I also did not get ass.

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 7th, 2005 8:47 PM.

― Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 12:40 (8 years ago) Permalink

gygax gives me one every day.

-- American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (power.strik...), January 10th, 2005. (deangulberry)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

I'd prefer to think of it as a 12" resting on his monstrous chin
-- Riot Gear! (speed.to.roa...), January 12th, 2005 1:33 PM. (Gear!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:37 (8 years ago) Permalink

i was waiting for that.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

Oh my God. President Bush is my mom.
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 14th, 2005

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 14 January 2005 19:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

I like "trim," too.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), November 4th, 2004.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:13 (8 years ago) Permalink

I might, if sufficiently lubricated, try the spider thingy.

-- Hunter (thhii...), January 15th, 2005 9:32 AM.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:42 (8 years ago) Permalink

...Maybe I can poitn you to some nice parts. Do you like sausage?

-- .ada.m. (adamr...), January 20th, 2005 10:47 AM. (nordicskilla)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

What's a good birth control?

-- Nowell (noelcollin...), January 22nd, 2005 7:58 PM. (Nowell)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 22 January 2005 19:52 (8 years ago) Permalink

My penis is fancy.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), January 26th, 2005 11:06 PM.

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I want what's yours
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 26th, 2005 11:06 PM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 January 2005 00:24 (8 years ago) Permalink

Wow, you came in just under an hour!

-- Paul Eater (list...), February 2nd, 2005 8:41 PM.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:22 (8 years ago) Permalink

Adam, when you let enough pale internet types to see each other nekkers, they go crazy.

Yeah probably, that's why mine's deliberately small and sterile. I don't see anyone going crazy over that. :)

[context snipped]

-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 3rd, 2005 7:03 PM. (Autumn Almanac)

I am very very sorry.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

So, which one would you guys rather have if you had to have one? I think I'd go with the gay mermen.
-- Mickey (modestmicke...), February 11th, 2005.

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 11 February 2005 03:09 (8 years ago) Permalink

Boy that cow looks spooky when it's all blown up and shit.
-- Pleasant Plains /// (acewhiskeyinexil...), February 12th, 2005 6:13 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

I've not been to this Honey Hole!
-- Morley Timmons (summerbabe82...), February 12th, 2005 12:07 AM

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 05:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

DING DONG WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
-- Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyza...), February 11th, 2005.

― Aaron A., Monday, 14 February 2005 02:27 (8 years ago) Permalink

When my eyes hit Jess's use of the phrase "funky ass" I decided not to read the rest of this thread. That has to be the peak.
-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), September 20th, 2004 5:24 PM.

― stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:41 (8 years ago) Permalink

i wanna hang with him in his private movie theatre!! we'd have good times, i think

-- s1ocki (slytus...), February 15th, 2005 9:20 PM.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 06:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

I can do it any night of the week, Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday. After 7.30 is best on Tues/Thurs.

-- Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyza...), February 14th, 2005 9:16 PM.

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

I'm just going to stand around with my legs spread rrreeeeaaallllyyy far apart.

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), February 18th, 2005 2:39 PM. (Nick A.) (link)

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

Stop using your hands! Use your box!

-- Casuistry (chri...), May 26th, 2004 3:43 AM. (Chris Piuma)

My hands hurt from using my box!

-- roxymuzak (roxymuza...), May 26th, 2004 3:44 AM. (roxymuzak)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

His Willie obsession was HUGE though.

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), February 21st, 2005 1:27 PM. (Matt Helgeson)

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

I am full of chicken. Ah.

-- Trayce, February 27th, 2005 8:36 PM.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 28 February 2005 06:04 (8 years ago) Permalink

That doesnt even sound rude, yeesh ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 28 February 2005 06:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

cool. do you know how i could go about getting some?

-- j-dizzle (thamusicman...), March 1st, 2005 12:53 PM.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

OMG I AM OUT OF CONTROL

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), March 14th, 2005 6:51 AM. (Dan Perry)

With robot cocks!

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 14th, 2005 6:52 AM. (Ned)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 06:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

off-topic: Alex are your nipples still pierced?

-- gygax! (gygax0...), March 17th, 2005 1:47 PM. (gygax!) (later

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 17 March 2005 19:51 (8 years ago) Permalink

...the bishop bends sideways and the queen goes in every direction. That's all you need to know.

-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), March 18th, 2005 5:13 PM. (Autumn Almanac)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 18 March 2005 06:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

I just mated blueski without, um, without realizing I had done it until the computer told me.
Just as well, I have to catch a train. Back in a few days.

-- Casuistry (chri...), March 29th, 2005 10:32 PM. (Chris Piuma) (later)

(i wish the last post didn't provide context)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:41 (8 years ago) Permalink

Don't make me come in there.

-- Aimless (aimles...), April 11th, 2005 1:55 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 11 April 2005 03:18 (8 years ago) Permalink

Or should Chris Martin by vouching for that number 2 spot? I have him between one and two usually.

-- NamC (Calum)(nam...), April 11th, 2005.

― Masked Gazza, Monday, 11 April 2005 15:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

ally: yes, but the art students get to poke you with crayons and lick you

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), April 15th, 2005 10:52 AM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 15 April 2005 00:41 (8 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

the cashier lady said "awwwwww....hello there, little Elvis."
-- rebecca s (rhs23...), May 3rd, 2005.

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 21:02 (8 years ago) Permalink

Actually Ronan up there in his hermaphroditical way reminds me of nobody more than Mr. B Natural:

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 14th, 2005. (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

I'd certainly have imagined that poor man's hand would have given out on him after four years of that.

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), May 13th, 2005 8:27 AM. (tracerhand) (later)

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 15:31 (8 years ago) Permalink

I get confused between which bands and bits of bands I had...
-- Madchen

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

i never tire of pashmina's number 2.

-- weasel diesel (kilian(dot)murphy24@mail.dcu.ie), May 31st, 2005 8:32 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

I don't get pleasure out of things like Bottom anymore [context deleted]

-- Crankypants (ada...), June 7th, 2005 10:59 AM. (Autumn Almanac) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 00:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

better than sounding like a blubbery penis. or a blueberry penis.

-- shine headlights on me (electricsoun...), June 9th, 2005 2:46 PM. (electricsound) (later)

Well yeah, it was, it was keeping me up at night.

Don't become a teacher, folks.

-- The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (mikeybidnes...), June 9th, 2005 2:47 PM. (Mikey Bidness) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

(god I'm sorry, that is SO BAD out of context hahaha)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

If it's in your mouth.
x-post

Ah cool Sam, thanks.

-- PinXorchiXoR (pink{est}panther4...), June 15th, 2005 10:43 AM. (Pinkpanther) (later)

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:45 (7 years ago) Permalink

BTw the underwear situation has been sorted out

DO NOT BRING ME UNDERWEAR, I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), June 17th, 2005 8:09 AM. (LeCoq) (later) (link)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 17 June 2005 12:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

My poo is Calum.

[snipped context]

-- Nintendo Carl (asbk...), June 19th, 2005 12:42 AM. (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 20 June 2005 02:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

haha Trayce I thought the same thing

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 20 June 2005 02:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

LeCoq's post is very much in context!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 20 June 2005 02:41 (7 years ago) Permalink

I've been krumping all day at my desk in anticipation! I'm a krumpet!

-- a real bear behind the microphone (adamr...), June 23rd, 2005 4:00 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

*rim shot*
Koala tacos for all.

-- Ned Raggett, July 5th, 2005 10:43 AM.

― New teef! Dat's weird (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

"I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."

-- Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle_vagu...), July 10th, 2005 5:55 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 10 July 2005 11:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

or if you are intimately familair with a member can you come too?

-- mullygrubbr (fan...), July 12th, 2005 5:34 PM. (bulbs) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 07:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

I spent all morning yanking a bloody rope.

-- Hotman Paris Almanac (ada...), July 21st, 2005 1:58 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Under it, where the muscle is. Lube it up with oil, lay on your stomach, and put your arm under your midriff. Have somebody sit on your butt and push on/rub that shit until it stops hurting so bad. It might puff up and turn red, warning.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), August 24th, 2005 5:42 PM. (roxymuzak) (later) (link)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

hot

― gear (gear), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

you should have seen what she was actually taking about... ooh yes it gave me priapism!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

that is a bad one :x

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

Adam, I don't want children and never plan to have them and so I'm not worried.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (eastern_mantr...), September 1st, 2005 9:33 PM. (Eastern Mantra)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

I comb over the pubes so it looks like Jimmy Durante.
-- Lupton Pitman (thebing...), September 2nd, 2005 2:51 PM. (Chris V) (later) (link)

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I want a weave! I will have a weave!
-- DV (dirtyvica...), September 2nd, 2005 2:54 PM. (dirtyvicar) (later) (link)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

I've been going through a box of kleenex a day.

-- Jordan (jordan...), September 7th, 2005 3:47 PM. (Jordan) (later)

[almost too obvious]

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

This thread does have me humming "Great Balls of Fire," which is of course a fine thing.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 20th, 2005.

― a, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:31 (7 years ago) Permalink

Oh dearie me. (I am always glad I set up my desk so that way the monitor faces away from the entrance to my area...)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 20th, 2005.

― Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

My thought was that it's bizarre that someone would pay double the price for one more inch!
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), September 23rd, 2005 11:55 AM. (Martin Skidmore) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:49 (7 years ago) Permalink

This is from the same thread:

Before his current wife, the big blonde Norwegian-American?
-- Ken L (lauter...), November 30th, 2004.

A longer one.
-- Casuistry (chri...), December 1st, 2004.

(I select that one to woo you with.)
-- Casuistry (chri...), December 1st, 2004.

i swear that might have made a big difference.
-- Josh (kortbei...), August 28th, 2005.

I've wanted to give it a try for a while now
-- Casuistry (chri...), September 23rd, 2005.

a really fascinating rhythm and sound to them and a very very odd way ... if you want more of a taste.
-- Casuistry (chri...), September 24th, 2005.

Sorry it was so tempting :)

― salexander (salexander), Saturday, 24 September 2005 09:31 (7 years ago) Permalink

this isn't the thread where i should mention that time when me and n/a and kenan bro'd down to d'angelo, is it?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Today 1:32 PM. (jaymc) (later) (admin) (userip)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

i have made passionate love to toad the wet sprocket in college...please do not listen to me.

-- bingo (thebing...), October 1st, 2005 1:45 AM. (Chris V) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 1 October 2005 12:44 (7 years ago) Permalink

you gotta love a good granny. i'm big on tart too.

-- scott seward (skotro...), October 10th, 2005.

― _, Monday, 10 October 2005 00:47 (7 years ago) Permalink

it took me and the plumber a painful hour to get it set up. still, get in: clean pants again.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), October 10th, 2005 3:02 PM. (later)

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

you don't want my fiddlesticks? :(

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), October 11th, 2005. (link)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

The satisfaction I derive from them is puts me into a catatonic-bordering-on-incontinent-state - that's a slight overstatement, but you get the picture.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), October 11th, 2005 5:22 PM. (spencermfi) (later) (link)

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:24 (7 years ago) Permalink

also let us explore the possibility that jess only has one shirt.
-- mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchnet7...), March 10th, 2003.

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*blushes, thinks impure thoughts*
-- hstencil (hstenci...), March 10th, 2003.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 16 October 2005 11:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

pulling Jared from Subway out of your ass is neither big nor clever
-- Ally

― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

Go get the fucking tools
out, bitch. Now! I want some ass.

-- miccio

― gear (gear), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

Any color besides black = camp.
-- The Ghost of Black Elegance

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 24 October 2005 18:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

It's started out very cute but I'm worried it'll get hard, fast.

-- JimD (ji...), Today 3:25 PM. (JimD) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

it gets hard, fast.

-- jeffrey (jeffreyzo...), Today 3:44 PM. (johnson) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'm sorry the three albums I've enjoyed more than any others this year aren't obscure enough for gear. I'll try to forsake pleasure for cool from now on.

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...) (webmail), October 31st, 2005. (link)

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haha, dude, we just got over a hurricane. Shut the fuck up!

-- Alfred Soto (sotoal...) (webmail), October 31st, 2005. (link)

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

I shove mine into one of those pen-shaped loops in my bag, or I used to, til I bought a little MP3 player that it now slots into.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), November 4th, 2005 10:47 AM. (later)

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

I BLOODY KNEW I"D END UP HERE ARGH.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

anybody who finds 9-11 "iffy" is crazier than R. Kelly.
-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), November 3rd, 2005. (miccio) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

plus it was full of black people wearing funny hats who made me feel vaguely uncomfortable

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), Yesterday 10:16 PM.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 10 December 2005 15:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

and where the fuck are these mystery 36-inchers? EH??

-- u saved me (wt...), Today 5:08 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:24 (7 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

I love flange. Show me a flange, and I'll press it.

-- ratty (ra...), January 11th, 2006 12:43 PM. (later) (admin) (userip)

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:47 (7 years ago) Permalink

― trappist monkey, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:51 (7 years ago) Permalink

I mean, yeah, I see that there's a strand of hair across it, but why is it pink above and brown below?

-- Austin Still (austin.swinbur...), January 11th, 2006 9:59 PM. (Austin, Still)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 12 January 2006 03:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

No, that's not him, my angel is either nekkid or wearing briefs.

-- Rumpie (rumpu...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu) (later)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 16 January 2006 13:32 (7 years ago) Permalink

i'm very excited about the possibility of children singing "she sends out an aroma of undefined lust."
-- stockholm cindy (winter version)

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 January 2006 03:22 (7 years ago) Permalink

(I'm assuming Chris did this on purpose, but this one is great):

Nick's ass is everything I dreamed it would be.

Manual scoring is the only way to go.

A photo of someone about to ingest something is not really an "action shot".

I am hoping to get to Chicago in the spring. Yes.

-- Casuistry (chri...), January 24th, 2006 10:33 AM. (Chris Piuma) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

is it really possible to quote rumpie out of context?

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

TATU charted. Damn.
-- StanM (Stan10...) (webmail), Today 1:20 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

actually love's maybe a bit strong but I tire quickly

-- cozen (skiplevel...) (webmail), Today 12:17 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I think it always looks better without the comma

-- RJG (RJ...), August 12th, 2005 12:26 AM. (RJG) (link)

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 26 February 2006 19:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

Sometimes you need a break from the triple-penetration anal bukkake escapades.

-- Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (wooderso...), March 1st, 2006.

― trappist monkey, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

Did anyone see the L&O:SVU BF had a cameo on? It was gross, he gets pegged by a cattle prodesque electronic device wielded by Wonder Woman's daughter.

-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), March 3rd, 2006 9:43 AM.

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:46 (7 years ago) Permalink

hi, i'm a girl. it's creepy.

-- killy (fagsztra...), March 8th, 2006 2:32 AM. (baby lenin pin) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

i'm going to crockett the ironmonger at lunchtime to point gruffly at bits of metal

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), March 8th, 2006 6:12 AM. (grimlord) (later)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 16:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

part of the joy of dom popping off is that i don't actually have to do anything but sit back and enjoy

-- strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (wt...), April 4th, 2006 12:32 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 15:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

Hahaha OUT OF MY MIND, STERLING CLOVER

― Dan (Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

gabbneb: innappropriate, yet awesome
-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), April 21st, 2006 12:18 AM. (rosemary)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

i'm not a big tv man these days

-- 25 yr old undercover cop (miltonpinsk...), April 28th, 2006 11:42 AM.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 28 April 2006 10:41 (7 years ago) Permalink

but juiced balls or not, those moon shots are pretty amazing.

-- otto midnight (effyouto...), April 17th, 2006 8:37 AM.

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:45 (7 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I'd have thought suzy would be familiar w/ the two fingers but maybe not

-- RJG (RJ...), May 16th, 2006 4:18 PM. (RJG) (later)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

That works both in and out of context. RJG should have an excelsior thread all to himself this last couple of days.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

I wonder how long I can go without touching a floppy. I think it may have been since summer 2004.

-- JW (jo...), Today 12:58 PM. (ex machina) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:24 (7 years ago) Permalink

I might indeed do that (but only if I happen to be wearing a sturdy bra that day)

-- indolent girl (indolentgir...), May 19th, 2006 8:55 AM. (indolent girl) (link)

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:00 (7 years ago) Permalink

Indie Frog is so lazy! He'll never catch Pepe the Fly!

-- Ian Christe (ia...) (webmail), May 19th, 2006 4:10 PM. (Ian Christe) (later) (link)

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

oh god the sex column was vile.
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), Today 12:25 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

He also had an endearing habit of bending down to touch his toes with his arse pointing in my direction during the warm up.

-- Mädchen (madchen_in_unifor...), June 13th, 2006 2:21 PM. (Madchen) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'm a fan of boosies, myself.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), June 14th, 2006 3:11 PM. (trayce) (later) (admin) (userip)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

Jim, its like I wrote it just for you ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

LICK IT

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 22nd, 2006 10:38 AM. (Ned) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 June 2006 00:28 (6 years ago) Permalink

heavens!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 June 2006 08:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

sometimes a girl just needs to keep her box to herself.
-- Kim (grimstitc...), June 21st, 2006 6:21 PM. (Kim)

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

i have fantasies about perfectly round eggs

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 3:42 PM. (electricsound) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

STICKY AND BROWN
STICKY AND BROWN
TASTES SO GOOD WHEN YOU'RE - GOING DOWN

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), July 5th, 2006 3:42 PM. (The Lex) (later)

I'll arrange with Anna to take it up that way before next friday.

-- Ed (dal...), July 5th, 2006 3:45 PM. (dali) (later)

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Saturday, 8 July 2006 09:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

mine is HUGE

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 4:30 AM. (electricsound) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 10:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

Also, I don't think there is such a thing as a single, definite Shimura Curve. They are a set of multi-dimensional toroid shapes with lots of holes in them. So I don't think you can have just one.

-- Margarine Machine (masonicboo...) (webmail), Today 12:05 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

that cat was tight
-- ath (jodec...), July 16th, 2006 2:49 PM. (ath)

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

is every single post on this thread effectively a sexual innuendo?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

DING DING DING!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 17 July 2006 15:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

I like small holes.

-- The Brainwasher (teignmout...), July 29th, 2006 6:31 AM. (Twilight) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 08:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

is every single post on this thread effectively a sexual innuendo?

oops.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 08:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

I think I'd go for red, orange, or black if I was going to get some.

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), August 1st, 2006 5:12 AM. (Tim Ellison) (later)

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Married women can yet their tits out too you know! Unless they are ultra orthodox Jews or something.

-- Emma (emmaluvscak...), October 8th, 2001 1:00 AM.

Emma -- it's all very well you saying that, but it never happens when I ask, no matter how polite I am ;-)

-- Alan Trewartha (alantrewarth...), October 8th, 2001 1:00 AM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

WAU!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

I know, and I am sorry for posting that, but the fact that it reappeared on the New Answers page in this of all weeks was too good to overlook.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

Ah, I thought the little one was one of those toilet cleaner things that hangs over the rim. Your big turd is about half the width of your bath. Good effort!

-- JimD (ji...), October 22nd, 2004.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 7 September 2006 00:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

The ones that get me are the lone men. They all look the same, gahhh.

-- emil.y (container_driver...), October 6th, 2006 4:47 PM. (emil.y) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

Saaaarf Laaaandaaaaaaan rudeboy is a personal favourite of myself and my friends.
-- Dom Passantino (killallgoth...), March 19th, 2003.

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 3 November 2006 12:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

i've only had it once and the person who gave it me called it "roo-bosh".

-- wogan lenin (doglati...), Yesterday 8:15 PM. (dog latin) (later)

― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 9 November 2006 10:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

Hahaha c'mon Blount, you've SEEN me jump down someone's throat before! (HI MOMUS I SEND THEE HUGGLEZ AND GUNZ)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...)

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

Fuck's sake am I glad you aren't black.
-- nabisco (--...), November 17th, 2006. (nabisco)

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 18 November 2006 03:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

me too -- with a really hairy nipple

-- Maria :D (djdutc...), Monday 9:47 PM. (Maria D.) (later)

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

fuck a horse, sister golden hair

-- PappaWheelie MMCMXL (evieandjo...), January 16th, 2007. (later)

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

oh ive missed this thread. one of my faves, after the unintentional wrestling-buttfuck-nipple-lick imagery thread.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

transsexaul

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:57 PM

fuck it

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:58 PM

― onimo, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 08:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

This is still totally my fave thread evar :D

― Trayce, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 09:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

"No, you can shove them up your arse."

this one really tickled.

-- CharlieNo4, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:03 (9 hours ago)

― Trayce, Thursday, 26 April 2007 01:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

(ooh, that's very wide)

-- koogs,

― onimo, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

I chose Pornography.

Do we really need two weeks for this?

-- onimo, Saturday, 12 May 2007 23:11 (Yesterday)

― Mark G, Monday, 14 May 2007 10:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

yeah if you do a gopher you could make some money from the county, too

-- river wolf, Monday, May 14, 2007 5:50 PM (3 minutes ago)

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'm kind of mesmerised by Aldo's.

-- accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:11 (3 minutes ago)

― aldo, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

ethan invented rap music

-- deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:04

― Frogman Henry, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

He was constantly on the horse.

-- moley, Friday, 18 May 2007 09:22

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Friday, 18 May 2007 11:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

kids are stupid, what are you talking about

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 9:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mine're already dead. I just keep them pickled.

-- Ned Raggett, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 9:59 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Also, Tuomas has the same lower half as Laurel.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 28, 2007 9:05 PM (2 days ago)

― StanM, Saturday, 30 June 2007 03:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

the other morning i awoke to a giant one here in brooklyn and it made me soooo happy

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:06 (Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:06) Bookmark Link

― onimo, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

Their meat is good but the sauce is meh.

-- patita, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― humansuit, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 22:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

which might be this big blessing considering i kissed some guy last week and now have some strep throat ridiculousness and can't sit still!!!

-- Surmounter, Monday, August 27, 2007 5:50 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Haha, I am doing this for the first time starting October 1. Will probably be contributing to this thread...

-- jaymc, Monday, August 27, 2007 6:04 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― StanM, Monday, 27 August 2007 10:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

slow, laborious, and somewhat messy, but I get done what I need to get done.

-- accentmonkey

― onimo, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

Not that I would expect to see a subpoena ever get issued, but having Prince testify to Congress would be amusing (in that all he'd do is take the Fifth).

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 20, 2007 6:32 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― ghost rider, Thursday, 20 September 2007 22:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

the whole fist is preferable

-- Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:13

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

toilet paper...you wipe your ass with it for crying out loud.

-- Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Thursday, August 18, 2005 3:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― StanM, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

Can I say, it is normal for him to gently bite my nose to wake me up in the morning. This level of ferocity is, however, unprecedented!

-- roxymuzak, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 7:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― StanM, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

haw

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 17:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

who am i kidding id let them wear the mustache to bed if thats what they wanted

-- deej, Thursday, October 18, 2007 3:39 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha

― deej, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

cant find original context of me saying you invented rap music

― deej, Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

Did they do it on the field?
-- Will M., neljapäev, 25. Oktoober 2007 20:17

― t**t, Thursday, 25 October 2007 20:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

do what ya can kid (with my dick)

-- Alex in Baltimore, Friday, October 26, 2007 1:14 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

AIDS/Crack is pretty great

-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, October 31, 2007 3:33 PM (Wednesday, October 31, 2007 3:33 PM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 19:58 (5 years ago) Permalink

That's one well hung cock.
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, April 19, 2005 2:10 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 November 2007 21:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

who am i kidding id let them wear the mustache to bed if thats what they wanted

-- deej, Thursday, October 18, 2007 3:39 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- and what, Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:41 PM (Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:41 PM) Bookmark Link

haha, just came to post this.

― The Reverend, Monday, 5 November 2007 12:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha right when i read that beanie sigel goes right into my ear, "eat dick like food"

-- J0rdan S., Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:46 AM (Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:46 AM) Bookmark Link

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 08:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

PHWOAR shit yeah, that's blood, yo; the heberts have a long history of stuffing big things inside of things that are slightly larger, with delicious results!

-kenan.

― El Tomboto, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

Been going commando for something like 11 yrs straight!

-- ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, September 23, 2006 7:17 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― andi, Friday, 16 November 2007 11:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

PHWOAR shit yeah, that's blood, yo; the heberts have a long history of stuffing big things inside of things that are slightly larger, with delicious results!

-kenan.

With sexy results, surely.

― The Reverend, Saturday, 17 November 2007 08:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

What happens when dude's dick smells like roadkill.

-- nickalicious, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 5:26 PM

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 November 2007 14:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

And have sex with them!

-- kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:27 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Bummer.

-- Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:28 (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Just got offed, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh yeah i meant i'd mortgage my mum to keep ILX going, bless its soul

-- DG, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:14 (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I'd pay.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 14:16 (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

"She SCREAMED when I pulled it out. I made a swift exit."

― Ste, Thursday, 29 November 2007 10:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

fuck, i would have fapped if geir was there.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:17 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― electricsound, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fucking beat me to it

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

that owl makes me kind of uncomfortable.

-- Surmounter, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:08 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i had one hanging in my living room until i was 12.

-- The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:11 (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Just got offed, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

speaking of the holocaust, you can't move for kebab shops in krakow.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 20 December 2007 10:36

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 20 December 2007 17:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

i kinda prefer "ass sausages"

-- Just got offed, Monday, December 24, 2007 9:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

i'll bet

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2007 21:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

fuck, i would have fapped if geir was there.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:17 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

-- electricsound, Thursday, November 29, 2007 6:18 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

haaaaaaaa

― and what, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 19:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

wow!! that's so cute. peeing!! the old film sounds PERFECT for the experience.

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 9:54 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 03:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

Maybe it's just the Iowa winter cold, but I've been fantasizing about this box all day.

-- Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 3 January 2008 09:14 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

she was not a prostitute btw

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, January 3, 2008 8:15 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― The Reverend, Friday, 4 January 2008 04:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

I guess I'll go with Andy Dick.

-- CaptainLorax, Monday, January 7, 2008 9:52 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

It was revolting. It had me thinking and wondering if gay men ever eat their own cum and what this baboon was thinking.

-- Leon Snodgrass (Eleventy-Twelve), Sunday, May 1, 2005 10:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 04:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

Don't make me reach for the folder entitled 'Fishpics'. Don't make me do it.

-- moley, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 15:42 (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 04:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

Is there even a valid context for that baboon cum thing?

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 06:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm torn betwixt ravers and furries, mself.

-- Trayce, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 02:57 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 13:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

you're thinking of "sideways" vaginas

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, January 14, 2008 6:21 PM (Monday, January 14, 2008 6:21 PM) Bookmark Link

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oh no!

-- gabbneb, Monday, January 14, 2008 6:22 PM (Monday, January 14, 2008 6:22 PM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

nice g-string, tombot

-- gershy, Thursday, January 17, 2008 8:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

surely virtual date thread has some gems

― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

"I don't think"

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 4:31 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

Someone tell me about Head. Any good or what?

-- NickB, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:33 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Mark G, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

...i like the person it's attached to...
-- Vic, Sunday, July 14, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 3 February 2008 16:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

I've had too much wine to have sexual intercourse.

-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, 7 February 2008 13:00 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Mark G, Thursday, 7 February 2008 15:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

pipecock this is awesome

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 4:28 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 7 February 2008 17:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

hahaha where is the Geir from?

― The Reverend, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

a big hoos was not so big in 1987

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, February 7, 2008 3:29 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

hahaha where is the Geir from?

-- The Reverend, Thursday, February 7, 2008 7:11 PM (1 hour ago)

"Use other words please."

― jim, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

if you want to call my barbed werebear-penis that, then sure! xpost

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, February 7, 2008 1:47 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 7 February 2008 23:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

Q: Where do I stick it????

-- libcrypt, Saturday, February 9, 2008 1:56 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Sunday, 10 February 2008 00:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

deej bendin' over, so deej gettin' fucked

-- The Reverend, Friday, January 18, 2008 8:35 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 February 2008 00:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

LOL

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 00:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm gonna go with "wacking off over the concept of a half-woman/half-skunk hybrid"

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― max, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm loving the new Taint so far.

-- Dimension 5ive, Friday, February 15, 2008 6:41 PM (4 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 16 February 2008 02:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

Christ, I just spilt fish juice all over the carpet.

-- Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:32 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

Jizz straight up.

-- Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:08 (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― electricsound, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

pwned ;_;

― Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 03:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah I tried to dig mine out too. I wasn't shy with the sharp tweezers either but just couldn't get it. It did feel awesome when she finally got it out.

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:41 (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

I think you guys are just scared of my awesome openings

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 21 February 2008 06:49 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm sorry I missed this thread. I was doing it the old fashioned way with my friends. :(

-- Eric H., Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:59 PM (2 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 February 2008 05:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

whose pussyhole needs filling?

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, February 25, 2008 1:14 PM (39 minutes ago)

― gff, Monday, 25 February 2008 19:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

ok i see tombot's thing now! lol

-- latebloomer, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:21 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

I hate the coloureds

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 10:35 (3 minutes ago)

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 10:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

lookin good, Hitler

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:26 PM (Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:26 PM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

hitler RIP

― and what, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

Morbs: been around, doing "stuff." Might be hitting Shea once or twice this year (given I went to 0 games last year, which SUCKED) to give the old girl the finger.

-- David R., Wednesday, February 27, 2008 10:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― n/a, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

i am sitting here giggling at that

― n/a, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

y u hate fun hurting

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 16 February 2008 04:38 (1 week ago) Link

― Dr. Superman, Friday, 29 February 2008 05:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

Everything goes rock hard. It's so weird.

Also I think I'm growing.

-- Autumn Almanac, Friday, February 29, 2008 11:20 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― electricsound, Friday, 29 February 2008 12:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

Alex's love shocks me.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, March 1, 2008 9:15 AM (Saturday, March 1, 2008 9:15 AM) Bookmark Link

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It's a shocking world.

-- Alex in NYC, Saturday, March 1, 2008 10:37 AM (Saturday, March 1, 2008 10:37 AM) Bookmark Link

― HI DERE, Saturday, 1 March 2008 18:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

Id really love just touching it and looking at it

-- Scik Mouthy

― omar little, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm supposed to like Pornography all the way through?

-- SecondBassman, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Mark G, Friday, 7 March 2008 13:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

Louis, if you were black and gay do you think your life would have taken a different route?
-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:53 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 9 March 2008 03:14 (5 years ago) Permalink