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on Nokia mobiles. what are your top scores?

snake=1080

snake2=2182

(long tube journey, and sometimes i'm not in the mood for reading ok?)

gareth, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

snake 1200, don't have snake 2, I bought a Siemens phone second time round for some stupid reason.

Ronan, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake - 1431. Kept me amused while housebound. Actually, it didn't do any such thing. Retired hurt as 7 and 3 buttons now stick horribly.

Snake 2 I know nothing of.

Tim, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I hate them both because I can't get the hang of the controls. I don't know how people do it - it's so awkward. I always crash from finger fumbling.

Nick, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Beat this suckers!:

135 (one hundred and thirty five)

oh well.

jel, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It beeps too much (I'm sure you can switch the beeping off but that would involve hard work). I like the little memory game better.

Emma, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I played that memory game all year when I was meant to be studying, it's probably more beneficial than the stuff I was examined on anyway.

Ronan, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I got to a point on the memory game where I got to a score (58, my phone says) and just couldn't score any more points. Then I gave up.

Tim, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yeah, my phone doesn't have that game but I borrowed Lucy's and had a go and I got a similarly great score (only luck in the initial guesses would have made it higher) that was about three times higher than Lucy's previous best effort. She was mad as hell. The thing is, I'm usually crap at pelmanism, Kim's game etc, but I used a mnemonic technique with those funny symbols that made it all easy. Basically I turned them into a story. A very odd story - those symbols are weird.

Nick, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Using special memory techniques on a mobile phone game = act of a psychopath.

Emma, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I have Reversi on my phone. Nick I remember knows how to play this. I don't. I also have Minesweeper on my phone but the one that occupies me most is the Siemens version of Connect 4 - QUATROPPOLI. So I don't have Snake. I don't care.

Weep.

Sarah, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Great childrens book authors of the past: made up stories by reading to their kids.

Great childrens book authors of the future: made up stories in order to do well on inane games. I'm working on the tale of an epic race- against-time struggle to clear an ocean full of DEADLY MINES. Harry Potter eat UR heart out.

Tom, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I haven't lost on Opposite for months.

alex t, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Opposite = Reversi = Othello = piss easy on Nokia phone. Try here for a bit more of a challenge.

Nick, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

aha! 58 is beatable. my top memory score=60

gareth, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I am sure the world would be a better place if we all just let our minds wander idly on public transport rather than insisting on filling our every moment with so-called leisure activities.

Emma, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Gareth, to gain the paltry additional TWO points which you crow about so unbecomingly, I would have had to invest many months hard memory- ing (I'm not prepared to employ psycho-Dastoor techniques for fear of self-knowledge).

Therefore I dedicated myself to amassing my Snake score. Snake 2 must be well easy, that's all I can say. So Ner.

Tim, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The world wouldn't be a better place because when you're on public transport you need something to look at to ensure you don't stare at one of the many psychos you encounter daily, like the guy looking at his phone and telling a story to himself based on mnemonics to get the high score on the memory game.

Ronan, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake- only 750. But it wasn't my phone, so there. Only played Snake 2 a couple of times. Anybody got Tetris on the ericsson t28?

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Does anyone understand Bantumi? I've never won the damn thing and am convinced my phone is more intelligent than me. Hell, it probably is.

Paul Strange, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Bantumi is great. Also Space Impact. vital to turn sounds off before playing before you, and fellow passengers, go mad. Snake is easier if you put you thumb on the down arrow, so you can cover all four keys at once.

m jemmeson, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake=1755 (apparently the maximum possible score is 2100)

David Inglesfield, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake - 530. Snake 2 - can't remember, but it was the top score on my friend's phone at the time (Honey are you reading this? Is it still?) I am always in the daily top 3 on Yook's colours game, but I'm trying to ween myself off because it is the crack of computer games.

The only fun memory game is Kim's Game. When I get home I will get out a tray and tea towel, plus an assortment of buttons, thimbles and acorns, test Nick's prowess and report back.

Madchen, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

you are all going to hell.

(and besides, i don't need no damn cell phone, now that i gots my gameboy advance. oh yeah.)

jess, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three weeks pass...
i got 3578 on snake 2 so beat that y'all!

stu fordham, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

snakes highest scoring celebrity is robbie williams with 983 (i made that figues up, but its something between 950 and 1000)

ambrose, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

my new snake2 hi-score of 2490 looks pretty paltry now.

gareth, Wednesday, 3 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

AlexT you sneaky dog do you know how to play Reversi? Get your ass to London and teach me how. Stop seeing those dirty rock bands in Glasgow, NAAAHHH, ya tart.

Sarah, Wednesday, 3 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I managed to get 2189 on Snake 2 with the hopes of trying to win another phone of my choice only to find that the whole thing was a hoax! Now my buttons don't work and I wasted a bloody lifetime getting that score only to find that I wasn't going to win anything. What is the highest score possible on Snake 2 anyway?

Sean Fernando, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

3002 is my top score my mom got it last night oct 3rd its so big and my space impact score sis 1500 (very sad it took me ages) sum 1 email me pls

martin hath, Saturday, 6 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I used to have a BASIC vcersion of snake and woz bestest at it.

DG, Saturday, 6 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

snake 1 = 558

snake 2 =592

bob, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Mine is 630 (and I did it w/ one thumb tied behind my back!!!)

billy davis, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake 2: 2165 I've heard that it's possible to do 6000 at snake2, on the site of nokia. I think it's ridiculous!

JP, Friday, 12 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

snake 1 1420 snake 2 1599

darren mc sweeney, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Is there anyh cheats to get higher then 800 on snake 1 cause i really suck

Matthew, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

1737 on snake and i havnt played snake 2.

bsprowl@hotmail.com, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hi i have a top score of 1248 on snake but i dont have snake 2

dave, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Sad news...my poxy score of 135 was beaten by one of my friends messing about on my phone...the highest score is now 630. Evil Green Screens!!!

james, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

My top score on Snake 1 was 1732, but the damned phone broke, so I havn't played it in like 8 months and have a top score now of 100 hah. Snake 2 is a little harder and I havn't played it much yet.

Jesse Brodie, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hey every1 just got 3393 on snake2 & am averaging near 3000 a game so shouldnt be long b4 i beat 4000......this must make me the saddest man in the world!?!?!?!?!?

handsome bob, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake : 1384

Snake 2: 3182

JP, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

snake: 450

snake 2: 815

cool, eh!

humayoun khan, Sunday, 4 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake:1999 Snake2:3280

Kane Pollock, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Snake:1288 Snake 2: Not played

Chelsea!, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

snake 1 = 1809.............ah yeah eyah

aaron catran, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

One time I got in the zone playing Snake and got 1008. I usually fail to crack 500, so I don't think I'll ever beat that. Never heard of Snake2 before.

On a related note, my new leather jacket has a special inside velcro pocket that is apparently tailored specifically to hold Nokias. I just discovered it today after nearly a week of owning the jacket, so I'm very excited.

Ian, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Has anyone made any sense of the pinball game you get on Nokias? Not that I'm going to persist in playing it - the games are just a conspiracy to get you to knacker your phones quicker.

Mark Morris, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake 1104 Snake 2 3064 beat that you fuckers

Baz of Dunkeswell, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Scott J and Soren C both fuck each other

Baz of Dunkeswell, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ahem, baz it would appear that you have been roundly beaten on both counts.

and who needs snake games when you've got pac-man, breakout, tetris and defender?

chris, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Waiting for the basketball highlights on Sportscenter, everyday allows a few games of practice and on those long flights and trips.

Snake 1- 1746, havent heard of higher Snake 2- havent bothered with the no maze one, on Twisted i got 890, also havent heard of higher

shawn w., Sunday, 2 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Does anyone want to beat my snake score or are you all crap?

Baz of dunkeswell, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

2108 but i can beat that on my phone with 2807 kiss my ass motherfuckers lololololololol i will whoop all ur asses

james andrew strachn, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

dont mean to sound big headed but you are all CRAP!!!!

MY TOP SCORE ON SNAKE 1.......2008 (AND THAT IS THE HIGHEST SCORE POSSIBLE)

SNAKE 2.......4022 SO FAR BUT I KNOW I CAN BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!

THIS SURELY DOES MAKE ME THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the big man, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

SNAKE 1.....2008

SNAKE 2.....4022

NEED I SAY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

the big man, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

well big man, i certainly can't beat that. i got 2985 on snake 2 the other day, and there were only 2 spaces left on the entire screen, so i've no idea how you managed to get a score like that!

gareth, Tuesday, 4 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

my new top score is 3322 on snake 2 and i don't think that big mans score is at all possible. he's just a wanky blagger. I would love to see big mans phone, cos he's probebly got a crappy 5110 that hasn't even got snake 2. E-mail me big boy i want a chat. BAZ

Baz of Dunkeswell-----------------, Tuesday, 4 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh *honestly*, you Dunkeswell boys never change. When I was a nipper, the Dunkeswell boys were boasting about the skateboard tricks they couldn't do.

Tim, Tuesday, 4 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Fuck off tim u don't even know where dunkeswell is. My top score on snake is true, and if u want to quible then come round my fuck village and i will prove it. (tosser) Baz

Baz of Dunkeswell, Tuesday, 4 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Soren Cassidy is a gay prick and he bummed Scott Johnson

Baz of Dunkeswell, Tuesday, 4 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

you are a cum guzzling fag face

BAz of Dunkeswell, Tuesday, 4 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

whats wrong with guzzling cum

anthonyeaston, Tuesday, 4 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i have gotten 2033 on snake two and that was like so easy (once you got the snake going the right way. P.S. does anyone know which animal is worth the most and what is a round ball with a big ball going around it mean??? coz i got it but i do not think that it does anything

Jeza luke, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh well I got 999 in snake 2 just before beating 1000

Samer Ghozlan, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh well, I got 999 in snake 2 just before beating 1000.

Samer Ghozlan, Wednesday, 5 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

brian crutchly shags gay men while his dad sucks his his nob

petmo, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

cruthly shags gay men exspecialy his daddy

pauler, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

This thread has all the makings of a Jay Z/Naz hoe-down classic.

Nick, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

that wasn't me by the way

gareth, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Shame.

Nick, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

kevin and ross do it all nite long

peat, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i have just got 12625 on space impact,can anyone please tell me who has the highest score on space impact because i really want to beat that score

moshin chohan, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I Got 3695 on snake 2 I think that is the highest score in the world. I think anyone who got higher is lieing and suck mens knobs. I got every bonus and the head hit the tail so how the hell can you get higher? you CHEATING BASTADS! - its SICK! Club nokia thinks 32000+ is possible, its SICK.

Raj Solanki, Sunday, 9 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

in Snake II, if you get the insects do you get points without growing? it's hard to tell when you're playing, but i think that's the secret of the higher scores. also, on higher levels you get more points for each food pellet, but do you grow longer in proportion to the points gained? can anyone tell me? why am i worrying about this????

michael, Sunday, 9 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes you do grow when you eat the bonuses, but no you don't grow in preportion to the amount of points you gain. I have been playing it on the highest level and I get every bonus, but (without getting the bonuses that bit quicker) I can't see how it is possible to get a higher score than what I did!!

Raj Solanki, Sunday, 9 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hi dwag youre moms a gooden and tell dyte his dad is good luv u cructhers

dyter, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hi charmaine i durden wants a wankie from jemi

peaz, Monday, 10 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I got 14456 on space impact. You have to get to the level before last without dieing then use all your lives on that level cos its the highest scoring.

Scott of Dunkeswell, Tuesday, 11 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

BAZ OF DUNKSWELL YOU STINK OF CAT PISS

PEAZ, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

my record is 4038. but is there any cheat??? Please e-mail me if you know!!!

biffen, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i brought in snake 2 1839 so i want to know the most top score is

hadi ahmed saad, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

james barret has made love 2a big fat monkey man

Baz of Dunkeswell, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

wsdwd

keith spence, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I can get 4182 on snake2, but I don't have snake1. If you get the bugs early, you can get a very high score!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

tomas Reynolds, Tuesday, 25 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

DAMN U GUYS SUCK:) hehehehe my snake scores r the bgest i've seen so far in my LIFE SNAKE 1: 2008 SNAKE 2: 4298

WHO"S THE BEST k i know im the saddest peron on the face of this world:(:(:(:(:(

Benedikt von LIndeinr, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ive only had my phone for a week and my top score is 1017! Ive never played the damn game in my life till i got my cell a week ago. so a score of 1080 is nothing to brag about. At the rate im going i will crush that score in a couple of days. P.S does anyone out there know the absolute maximum score one can get before there is no room left?

tye LAcey, Thursday, 3 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ok im only 14 and my top score on snake 2 is 1913, i have played snake but not enough 2 get a good score! also my b/f rules at Bantumi and always beats the phone. But maybe I have a thick phone! And my top score at Space Impact is 4935.

Bea Tovey, Saturday, 5 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one day lee d put his little nob in the door of his moms car and started to do things when his mom drove off so all i can say to him is ouch that must of hurt

dan terance manvile, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hey ppl my top score is 4123, any of u losers beat mine let me know

zaid ahamd riza, Tuesday, 8 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Space Impact: Perhaps I have got the highest score so far (at least around here) with my 15295? The trick is, like someone mentioned earlier, to waste all of your lives at the dark levels at the end. The easiest way to get high scoring at the first of these two levels is to just stay at the bottom of your screen from the beginning to the end and just keep shooting all the time. By doing this, you will get all of the targets except for 4 of them but you will earn a lot of points in an easy way. When you have killed the boss at the end, kill yourself by crashing the space ship into the rocks. Do this three times and then carry on with the game like normal.

BTW, don't forget to shoot as much as you can at the little items that gives you extra lives and laser etc. And I never use the laser or homing missiles, since it decreases the points of every target.

Bla bla...

Erik, Saturday, 12 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Where can i download rings and games for my Nokia phone i would appreciate the help thanx

Ray, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

:D

aduki, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

On Snake 1 I have got: 1080 On Snake 2 I have got: 975 I have also got 2247 on Pairs 2, so beat that suckers!!

Mr Hut, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

snake 1 = 2011 snake 2 = 1742 i played snake 1 more ive only just got snake 2 ....i love space impact though...my high score is: 9740 which is pretty good! and i think bantumi is a piece of cake!!

Aaron Pointer (BAM), Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I got 10910 for SPACE IMPACT, and 4194 at SNAKE2... my screen was full!

Pascal Uffer, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

On snake 1 1800 on snake 2 4032

I played snake as often as I can even in work

Paul Careless, Saturday, 26 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake 1 2567 Snake 2 6782 pairs 1356 Space Impact 36,798 memory 956 logoc 2987 so beat that all of ya

Jason Springer, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake 1 : 1898 Snake 2 : 4046

Philiofog, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake 1 is balls Snake 2 is balls

Yet i have the fourth highest score posted in nokia game I am averaging 4500 on level 9

philip andrews, Tuesday, 29 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

DOES ANY BODY KNOW ANY CHEATS FOR SNAKE 2. IF SO PLZ CAN YOU EMAIL ME AT m_bidwell123@hotmail.com

THANX TO ANYBODY WHO CAN

michael bidwell, Wednesday, 6 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

my best score on snake 1 is 2008 and my best score snake 2 is 4117 i don't know but my best friend has 4813 snake2 beat that

NIKOLAI, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hey i got 1413 in snake 1... and i snake 2 i've got 2621..... but i've got a 3310...and i've seen that the snake 2 in 3330 is terribly slow even at level 9.... so cud u guys tell me which mobile did u get ur high score for snake 2 on.... my score is definitely great on 3310....i know it for sure...

thomas harris, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

snake 1 - 2008 (highest possible score) snake 2 - 3125 (dont know the highest) react - 1175 (only on 3210's) impact - 10150

haha dont worry i get very bored at uni if anyone has a higher score in react, please email me

Iron_suicide_machines@hotmail.com cos it took me a while to get it..

deltron 3030, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake 1 -> 2008 points

Snake 2 -> 3644 points

BEAT THAT.....

Jon, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Does anybody know cheats for snake2? Please mail me!!!!

moni, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Snake : 2080

Snake2 : 4367

Memory game : 63

clement gan, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

can anyone email me cheats for snake one and 2, if there are any, Egamemstr@yahoo.com

Wants cheats, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

come on, don't you think that it's all a bit sad and pointless? Lets talk about something important like MINESWEEPER TIMES ON EXPERT. Mines 198 seconds WOO HOO! Highfive!

misterjones, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

minesweeper! now there's a real game. i'm bloody great at minesweeper but i don't know what my best time is, so instead i'll bask vicariously in my father's glory: 183. they said it couldn't be done.

minna, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

some bloke claims on a website to have a score of 78 seconds. He lie. Surely

I believe there is a thing known as the 200 club. You need to haveproof.

misterjones, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hi guys, My highest score in snake 2 is 2535. is'nt kooool :)

Sahil Zafar, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i got 2782 on snake 2, max score is 6000 according to nokia, but on wap top 10 the highest score is ~39,000. impossible - 4000 is hard enough. there must be a cheat nokia isn't telling us.

lee tuddenham, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hey look up there î is the reason why hannibal wasn't all it might have been!!

mark s, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i got 2491 on snake 2. i am so good.

no way, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Fuck you all

arse, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake sucks dick,wankers

Fish, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Why does everyone like snake, if u ask me, ur all a bunch of sad, sad, sad wankers that have fallen in love with their right hands.

Matt of Kentisbeare, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i am gay

Mike Palmer of Honiton, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Learn to play guitar, it's slightly more fun than playing snake, you sad, sad fuckers.

Fish, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I love snake because i also love men and all things with an ass, except women of course, they're evil and the daughters of satan.

Simon Theodore Tarrant, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I love men

Andrew Pike, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I fuck small children

Matt holmes, kentisbeare, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake is cool,goddamn it!!!!!

Bob, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Did you know that one sheep can keep you satisfied for 5 years.

Mark Wilson of Yarcombe, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Bob is a baby raping gay lamer.

Matt, surprisingly, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I got 5023 on snake 2 dis mornin. Beat dat.

Dean, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I found out the highest possible score in Snake 2 is 6000, Space Impact is 20000 and Pairs 2 is 2500.

If you don't beliece me then go to http://www.nokia.com/games/qa.html#8

So all you liers out there can shut your yaps. Especialy Jason Springer with his 36,798. I think he deserves to have that many 3330's shoved up his ass.

Dean, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

you lot are the most sad, loserish people i have ever heard of in my entire life! Nobody gives a flying fuck about snake, and neither should you. Now will everyone please just shut the fuck up about snake! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!

Matt Of The Real World, Sunday, 24 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ha ha u wanker.

Sad McBastard, Sunday, 24 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I shag Boys

Aaron Boldery, Tuesday, 26 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hardcore gaypants snake-fest.....for MEN!!! You're all for men!!! Faggots!

Fuck you, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I have a score of 5679 on my 3310, i spent 2, and a half hours complenig it and only died when the hoover that was attached to my penis was removed. another time i decided to complete the space attack game, i got 16,000 on that again, the dog that was shagging at the time saw something shiney outsude and dragged me for 3 miles by my love machine to get it, it turned out to be a gold boullion, so i made $200,000 from shagging a dog named rufus.

Matt, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

My top snake score is 1188.Never heard of snake 2.My memory score is 36.If anyone has information on how to play logic please let me know!!!!!

Carrie Kraft, Thursday, 28 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

CHEAT? for snake 2? why the fúck would you want one?

ok - highest level, as you approach every 5th pellet, hit enter (menu/whatever)twice. this acts as a pause button, so as soon as you've got the 5th pellet, you can plan your root to the bonus and pick it up as soon as possible. just alternate hitting enter twice and the direction buttons whenever you're near edges or in trouble. i tried this but never got a high score coz my battery ran out at about 3700 points.

i haven't tried it since as i've got better things to do with my life.

saying that though, i have got under 100 seconds on expert minesweeper, but you need a good mouse, fast thinking and a lucky game.

(and, yeah, you can cheat easily on minesweeper by going into system files and changing your score on the notepad, but again - why would you want to?)

snake, memory, space impact and bantumi are all shítty boring games that require no skill whatsoever.

rotation is slightly better - what are highest scores for this?

keith burtons, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake 1 (Nokia 5165) Top Score - 1368

And to whoever was talking about Mindsweeper...Expert Level I got 80 seconds. So I don't think that 78 is out of the question. I used to practice by not using the flags nor the right/left click to open cells.

Richard Price, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

we think u r all gay accept for the ppl like fish who also think u r all gay u bunch of dick suckin wankers baz u need do get ur bike on the road as u r turnin into a sad little boy.

soren and danielle, Friday, 19 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake 1 - 1383

Snake 2 - 2905

Ed, Saturday, 20 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

snake 1 i have gotten 1467 snake 2 i have gotten 4116. i think 4500 is maximum because i got every toy or egg thing and each as quick as i could. it is impossible to get the maximum top score becuase that means you need every single toy or egg thingy to appear on your next moving space....impossible. my friend has beaten me by a small margin but i foget the exact total he got

Tommy Mayes, Sunday, 21 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I GOT 15,042 ON SNAKE 2 .. BEAT THAT!!

The.Snaker, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hey hey hey... i got 1782 in snake I and 3050 in snake II(on a 3310!!!)

hey can anyone tell me their highest score on a 3310...rather than the easy crap 3330

Thomas Harris, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snake: 1107 Snake 2: 2295

Philip Roth, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Snakes 1 = 1774

Snakes 2 = 3211

That game is so addictive!!!!

Neal Fountain, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The Snaker is a liar because the top score possible on snake 2 is 6000, and thats direct from nokia!!!

Neal Fountain, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hello all. i have about 3700 ish on snake 2 but i wanna know what is the very top score that you are able to get, all these people are saying that they have like 4100 points and i just wanna know what is the top score. cheers dan

Danny Williamson, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

My High score on snake 1 is 1232 and my high score on snake 2 is 2127 but i know this guy mike who has a 4000092 on snake 1 and a 6969690690 on snake 2, hes good he has fast fingers........... i also know the guy jason arnold who cant break 5 on snake 1. pahtetic

Jason Arnold, Sunday, 19 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

How does someone get 4000092 Its impossible Mine is 587 but the highest true score Ive heard of it 1600

Soltan, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've got 3065 in SNAKE2 on Nokia3330

Max, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

How does someone get 4000092 Its impossible

My favourite ILE post ever.

N., Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i got 3335 on snake 2 took ages 2 get. on a 3310.

wesley elder, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Snake1= 2789 Snake2= 3567

Michael Atkinson, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Snake1= 2789 Snake2= 3567 Snake3= Have not played...

Michael Atkinson, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thats beacuse you dont know what i like to call Xtreme Snake!!!

my dads cell its fucked so u cant see the bottom of the screen, its like cahnging those monitor sets all the way down, so like on the three last columns you cant see where the apple is and u have to dicover by urself

HARDCORE!!!

Chupa-Cabras, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

snake 1 = compleated top score of 2008 cant get any higher!!!

snake 2 = compleated 4108, can be beaten if you collect all the animals no less than when they are on 16!!

lloyd sieminski, Friday, 7 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

some people are obviously lying on this site. no matter how quick you are you could nto get over 4000000 because you could not stay awake that long.. my best score on snake 1 is 1600 and snake 2 3100, the truth.

Jaren, Friday, 7 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

well shit eaters my boyfriend is a fucking wizard on snake 2 and got at least one million points cause hes the best. fanx.

the fucking best, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

my top score on snake 1 is 1125 and my top score on snake 2 is 1872

sam lunn, Saturday, 22 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

My top score on snake 2 is 3565, i havent seen a score to beat it yet :D

Ciaran Costigan, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well done. Well done. Well done.

Matt, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

michael atkinson has 3657. two bettra than you.

m, Thursday, 27 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

bangbus for tots

mark s, Thursday, 27 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've got Snake 1 2008 Pts. and for Snake 2 4100 Pts.

For these game I've pick all bonus ... and cannot go anywhere ... I means i finish this game already... I've have some speacial trick...

Ong, Friday, 28 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

My top snake 1 score is 1890 on a 5210 (pretty shit score hey) but my top snake 2 record is '4171' ON A NOKIA 3310 I SWEAR!!! SO ANYONE WHO THINKS THEY CAN BEAT THAT BRING IT ON!!!!

Nick the unbeatable, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU CAN GET ON SNAKE YOU FUCKIN LOSERS MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR SNAKES AND GET A GIRLFRIEND!!!!

The snake exterminator, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

DOSE ANY ONE HAVE A CHEAT FOR SNAKE ONE

mARK wERNER, Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

my highset scorw is 1345 issts fuckin hard 2 beat that

andrew austin, Saturday, 20 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

snake 2 high score:

3536

michael`, Sunday, 21 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

SNAKE I 1350 SNAKE II 2189

ANDREW, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

How is it possible to get so much on Snake 2? The most I've got is about 1550 (can't remember exactly and not got my phone with me) - I always go until the entire screen is filled with snake so I don't really see how I can get more! I always get those random extra points things pretty much right away too.

tim, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

> WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU CAN GET ON SNAKE YOU FUCKIN LOSERS MAYBE > YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR SNAKES AND GET A > GIRLFRIEND!!!!

Now there's the problem, as a gay male I don't want a girlfriend, and since it's an ultimatum between snake or girlfriend, what else am I meant to do?

paul, Wednesday, 24 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

3770 is ma amazin score!!!!! im sorry but i think i am the best at snake 2 can sumone prove me wrong?!

Mark, Sunday, 28 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

snake 1 score of 1384, but now i have seen some of these other scores i am determined to beat them.

Me, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

mine in snake 2 3982

Nikos Kokkinos, Saturday, 3 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

snake1 2007 snake2 4005

jason divers, Tuesday, 6 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

SNAKE 2=3788

Katie, Saturday, 10 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

SnaKe ==> 2005 SnaKe II ==> 3920

MgS, Sunday, 11 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who are these people?

Matt, Sunday, 11 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Does n e 1 no ne cheats to snake 2?

Kirsti, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I play this game at work all the time, and my score on snake one is 1485 on the hardest level, I guess thats what everyone plays it on, and I have only played snake 2 one time and I thought it sucked, I like the original. I plan to beat snake one completely...and then I'll post that.

James Travis Minor, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

got a top score of 5528 for snake 2! even if you can't believe it, its true. It's rather tricky to get there, but it works.

johannes, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

this guy above me is a liar

john smith, Saturday, 17 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
CHEAT === SNAKE 1 & SNAKE 2 (for nokia 8 series)
--------------------------------------------------------------------

My mobile nokia 8 series , 8...something (I forgot)& 3310

Snake 1= 1,050(never play again anymore !! this is in my nokia 3310)
Snake 2= 12,570 (with CHEAT,now i am planning to get 99,999 and more)

Space impact = 12,485 Pairs 2 --time trial= 4,181
Bumper --golf = 29,000 --puzzle = 322
--snake= 42,200

Snowboarding --down hill= 22,080 Memory & Logic -- didn't have!!
--big ramp = 9,200
--half pipe= 57,500

I found on "nokia 8 series" there was a "cheat" for "Snake 2 (nokia 8 series" and probably also for "snake 1 (nokia 8 series)"
, yes I found, i confess i was using this cheat to got that score !

Do you know this cheat, maybe it was a bug, but i suppose it was a cheat. it will make your snake slow "to get longer" but "more scores"
i & my cousin found it accidently one week ago.

Here the cheat: (note:'didn't' work for nokia 3 series. work only
for "8 series" and maybe also for another)

1. you must know the button which is in nokia keypad at left top corner.
2. this button will be used reapeatedly for cheating, pause and continue the game.


3. for example your snake will eat the food on the left, before eat it Pause the game by press that button. and press it again to continue.

4." this is the main point( cheat),on step 3: means you must press left to continue the game and eat the food instantly (because the distance is 1)
, after press left as quick as possible you must press and hold that button (look step 1)", then release that button. press that button again to continue the game. do it repeateadly each time you will eat food (pause the game first for make easier).


regards to all of you happy " CHEATING NOKIA !!!!! "

=====================(^-^)===========================================



Mizelda (mizelda), Tuesday, 17 September 2002 12:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...
OK guys. I finally did it. Just to settle the score for once and for all. I have a nokia 8260 phone with snake 1 and I managed to get the highest score possible. I had the entire screen filled with the snake and I had him follow his winding tail around the screen. The game actually stopped putting out any more apples cuz there was no more room left at all. period.

The score: 1890

Maybe different models of the nokia phones have a slightly bigger screen, allowing for a higher score or something. But I can honestly say that this model of phone can't get any more than this.

If you want to duplicate my score and see that it really is the
highest possible at snake 1, you can cheat by pausing the game every
time right before you make a turn. I probably paused the game a couple
thousand times. My fingers were tired and my mind was numb... but it
only took about an hour.

Enjoy.

Tommy Chapin, Wednesday, 2 October 2002 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

my top score on snake 1 is 2008. Thats the highest score possible. My top score on snake 2 is 4238. It is registered 1st on club nokia under the 3310 section of snake 2. If anyone has a higher score go and post it or shut up.

Richie, Friday, 11 October 2002 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"CHEAT" for games of NOKIA ===> SNAKE 2 -- NOKIA 8310

and may be also works for other 8 series; didn't work for nokia 3310.

make your snake 'getting slow to be longer' after eat food, but huge
score, by using this cheat you can get score more than 10,000 even
40,000 and so forth.

1. you must know the button which is in nokia keypad at left top
corner.

2. this button will be used reapeatedly for cheating, pause and
continue the game.

3. for example your snake will eat the food on the left, before eat
it Pause the game by press that button. and press it again to
continue.

4." this is the main point( cheat),on step 3: means you must press
left to continue the game and eat the food instantly (because the
distance is 1) , after press left as quick as possible you must
press and hold that button (look step 1)", then release that button.
press that button again to continue the game. do it repeatedly each
time you will eat food (pause the game first for make easier).

Syed, Saturday, 12 October 2002 06:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

UM.... just wondering what all ya scores on BUMPER are. Some how on the SNAKE table i got 91050... I dont know if that good
ANYONE?

Stevo from the land of OZ, Sunday, 13 October 2002 10:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow not many ppl post on here! come on ppl... i thought it wasnt this dead... grrrrr

O yea i got 90300 on the GOLF table too.. wowa

Stevo from the land of OZ, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 10:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...
G i stayed up all nite 2 get 997 n i thought that waz good:( how do u alll do it????

andge, Friday, 8 November 2002 10:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

My score went up no end when I started using two keys instead of four.

Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 8 November 2002 10:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

In Snake, it's 1.080 points. That old 6120 belongs now to my daughter, however. My new phone has the Snake II game, and by now my best score is 1.808 points.

Alexsander da Rosa, Wednesday, 13 November 2002 16:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am a security gaurd and on long boring nights can play snake 2 for up to 12 hours I have found by adopting a technique of scoreing upto about 800 then simply zig zagging from left to rightand not going dirrectly for the eggs you can scor 5000+ untill the screen is completly ful of snake and you get the last egg and die through no fault of your own

Tigger, Sunday, 17 November 2002 21:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

u sad twig heads !!

i got 35 so BEAT THAT !!

HA !!

twiglet heads !!

xxx

Ginger Fluff, Monday, 18 November 2002 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well...I don't like Snake 2 so I don't have a high score to post for it. However, on Snake 1 I have the highest possible score of 2008.

Many will tie...nobody will win.

Justin SaNe, Tuesday, 19 November 2002 04:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

snake 2 i got 2803,the whole screen is the snake, but there are some people who have even reached 5000 something, you think it's real?!?!?!

will, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Were you on the highest level? Did you eat all the bugs you could have?

Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

of course i was on the highest level, level 9, beat that, no cheats

will, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

my high score on snake 2 is 2674, but my mate has a 8310, and he's got over 7000. he knows a little trick, you can get the points, but your snake doesn't grow. it doesn't work on my phone, the 3330, but i think it works on the 3310.

Kyle Callaway, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

---------------GREATEST BUMPER SCORES OF ALL TIME--------------
Snake Table: 97450 - Rank 54 in the lauge
Golf Table: 108250 - Havn't entered score yet.......

Beat that........

sigh, i have no life.

Kyle Callaway, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

four weeks pass...
can u send me cheats for SNAKE II...
Thx :)

Vercor, Tuesday, 31 December 2002 01:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

my high score is 5545 with snake 2. anybody got more?
(it is true, even if john smith says, I am a liar! -> message from August 17th, 2002.)
johannes

johannes, Wednesday, 1 January 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah i got more. 5792.
there were even a few holes in the screen
the trick is to pause the game after every 5 apples so that you can get the bug as quickly as possible
don't have a screen shot of the last frame because i died abruptly but i can get a pic of the high score for all you disbelievers

jeff, Friday, 3 January 2003 09:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Heh.. Beat ya all... I think I've got the world record, too.... It's the hightest score in Club Nokia :))
Snake 2: 65179
PLEASE don't ask me how I got that...

Olga Yakimenko, Sunday, 5 January 2003 03:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

four weeks pass...
my high score for snake is 3000 and for snake 2 its 5643

mister baiter, Monday, 3 February 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
I got 3489 no maze and 3002 with box

Does anyone have a PROPER cheat for snake or space impact and bumper???????? please if you know tell me. all the other answers are well known any way - it's not a real cheat

david firth, Saturday, 22 March 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I got 4181

David Firth, Thursday, 27 March 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't have a Nokia. I just need to see if Fantasy ba$eball has kicked this thread's a$$ yet.

felicity (felicity), Sunday, 30 March 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

three weeks pass...
I GOT 10,711 and i filled the screen, missin only a few of the bonus's(just 4) who can beat that.\
I hav many great ranks at club nokia top scores on many different mazes e.g
3 blocade
16 no maze
4 box
14 twisted
4 spiral.............!

sssnnnnnnnnnaaaaakkkkkeeeeeeeeee 2222222222222222222 3410 3410 3410 3410 3410 3410 3410 3410 3410 3410 3410 3410 3410 3410

David Firth, Tuesday, 22 April 2003 17:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is there any way to clear the freakin scores on a Nokia 5165 phone?!? Please help!! I'm desperate!

Brice, Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

two months pass...
I've played snake on Nokia 3310 which seems to have a quiker snake in it but on Nokia 3410, Oh my god just as slow as a slug.

Ashley, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

Hello my name is Mikko an i am 8 year old,my record is now,snake2
2342,i am treining abaut 1/2 year.
[nokia 3310]

Mikko, Friday, 1 August 2003 12:28 (twenty years ago) link

seven months pass...
snake 1 = 1080

snake 2 = 2097

i have got a nokia 3210 nd my higest score is 1080 in 1 and 2097 in2 i want more score i am from india

muneeb saleem, Sunday, 7 March 2004 10:07 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
i have something for all of you I beat snake one onece you get so many of them you cant get anymore when i got through ther was about 2 spaces left on the whole screen the score was 1248 you cant get a score higher than that

the one who beat snake, Friday, 9 April 2004 07:05 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
hii my snake 2 score is 4093 without any cheats,how to register on club nokia???plz help

anuj suneja, Saturday, 15 May 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

BEST GOOGLERS EVER
I thought this thread was going to be about either Steak and Shake or Snake, Rattle and Roll. I loved that f-ing game.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 May 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

I have done 5010 in the 6110 snakeII.
I have reach the all screen. Only on bug have escaped.

More. The game have some BUGS in the end whem it have no space to appear a bug.

Nuno Filipe Rabaca Vaz Torres, Monday, 17 May 2004 12:59 (twenty years ago) link

my snake is long and hard............top score 6900

snake master, Thursday, 20 May 2004 07:33 (nineteen years ago) link

my snake is long and hard

shame it's all bent and tangled up.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:30 (nineteen years ago) link

i thought this thread was going to be about "Noise Dudes"

Aaron A., Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:31 (nineteen years ago) link

"tangled up" scares me

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 May 2004 10:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I have never seen this many non-board regs on a thread before. Its as if this one little thread is its own weird board populated by 14 year olds who think signing in with their mates name and saying "i fuck arses LOLOLOL" is funny.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 20 May 2004 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link

sometimes my snake goes backwards and the food eats IT..... is their something wrong with my phone?, so far the food has a top snake of 1.

Yo TRAYCE relax, snake is about existential philosphies purporting to deeper, underlying hidden and indeed forbidden undertones.....THE SNAKE IS GOOD, SUCCUMB TO THE SNAKE............


snake master, Friday, 21 May 2004 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

all y'all with snake 1 scores +1000 and no cheats: what level are you playing it at?
in general, what level are we talking 'bout here?

robots in love (robotsinlove), Friday, 21 May 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

take a wild guess buddy...........i'll give you a clue coz u need one, it aint level one.

snake master, Friday, 21 May 2004 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
you all suk at snake and can't play for shit

Tim Walker, Saturday, 7 August 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

And you're a cute li'l gal, I see.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

what's the highest possible score/ your highest score on space impact? I have a 6310 and my best score is 16175. So suck my horn!

kimmo tiira, Sunday, 15 August 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
i got 4903 on snake2 on a nokia 3350.
i am awesome.

dave hibbert, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 03:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Snake 1 = 365. I mean that's just rubbish isn't it? I used to be good at games once.

Shady Loch Lenin (haitch), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 04:04 (nineteen years ago) link

ive got a 1100 n got 2487 on the top level....

giselle.baaini, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Snake 1 - 1557. And now my buttons are all worn out so I'll never beat that. I really need a new phone.

Hanna (Hanna), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I switched from a Nokia 3330 to an 8210 (I think) and the buttons are too small. Knocked about 1000 off my hi-score :-(

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:50 (nineteen years ago) link

THIS IS AMAZING

Free the Bee (ex machina), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
I have got 3324 on snake 2 . me have a 3310.i am from bangladesh

arunava chowdhury, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 05:32 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
hi ther i'm xavier from india living in uganda i had bought a 1100 nokia and which has 2 types of games in snake which is classic and campagne ... in classic i have only done 3041 but much more intersting is i have done a score 4440 with campagne which is more interesting than the classic one ... anyoe dare to beat that record pls mail me their method...

xavier pradeep santiago, Friday, 26 November 2004 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...
snake2=3224

abhishek.s, Wednesday, 2 March 2005 08:52 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
BEST THREAD EVAAAAH

JW (orion), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Once again, 3 years later...YOU ARE ALL GAY!!!!!
Snake is a big pile of monkey wank.

squirrel of honiton, Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
^ best anonymous post ever?

Alec in NYC (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 04:52 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...
snake

|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:09 (eighteen years ago) link

three years pass...

brian crutchly shags gay men while his dad sucks his his nob

― petmo, Wednesday, December 5, 2001 8:00 PM

cruthly shags gay men exspecialy his daddy

― pauler, Wednesday, December 5, 2001 8:00 PM

kevin and ross do it all nite long

― peat, Wednesday, December 5, 2001 8:00 PM

THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.johnjohn.co.uk/html/snake.html

Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

There's a sequel to 'Snake and Snake'?

bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbott), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Fuck you all

― arse, Thursday, March 21, 2002 8:00 PM

Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Last night,I dreamt about my son that he is a giant snake. I cuddle the snake and love it as it is my son. Actually, in real life I am a snake phobeia. I am scared of snack to death. but in my dream, i care for it

lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWFJNo2LY18

double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

People keep trying to make me feel bad that my current handset is a Nokia 3330, but then I point out that what I lack in Facebook and Twitter I make up for in Snake 2 and a phone that refuses to break no matter what happens to it.

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

The touch screen on my Nokia 5230 is so bad that games are unplayable. All the designers had to do was put a little analogue stick at the top end. #firstworldproblems

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

hi ther i'm xavier from india living in uganda i had bought a 1100 nokia and which has 2 types of games in snake which is classic and campagne ... in classic i have only done 3041 but much more intersting is i have done a score 4440 with campagne which is more interesting than the classic one ... anyoe dare to beat that record pls mail me their method...
― xavier pradeep santiago, Friday, November 26, 2004 4:26 PM

am0n, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

seven months pass...

kevin and ross do it all nite long

― peat, Wednesday, December 5, 2001 8:00 PM

am0n, Friday, 14 June 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xQnJTqe.gif

am0n, Friday, 14 June 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.minus.com/ibu3dKubghUEQT.gif

am0n, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

There's a sequel to 'Snake and Snake'?

― bad-boy (sic) cartographer (actually a girl) (called) (not named) (Abbott)

btw you're really good at snake am0n

Z S, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

snake? snake??

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

Z S, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/kp6ljDA.gif

💻 👀 (am0n), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link


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