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White vs. Aimless - FITE!]]>2007-08-21 16:43:43.0002017-05-31 20:09:49.000falsetruefalsefalse46104738<![CDATA[But soft, what tennis ball through yonder window breaks?]]>2016-10-16 00:00:56.0002017-02-02 05:55:49.000falsetruefalsefalse46217<![CDATA[Ask A Drunk has Exploded]]>2003-11-02 20:11:24.0002016-10-16 01:30:17.000falsetruefalsefalse46475<![CDATA[A Book containing the phrases "donkey's milk" "asses' milk" "she bathes in it" and "a regular Cleopatra" ]]>2006-03-07 19:59:51.0002016-06-22 20:24:51.000falsetruefalsefalse46532<![CDATA[THE FUTURE OF ASK A DRUNK]]>2007-11-09 18:50:43.0002016-06-02 20:26:41.000falsetruefalsefalse46233<![CDATA[The Interview]]>2003-12-15 20:53:40.0002015-11-22 02:32:25.000falsetruefalsefalse46414<![CDATA[Eulogy for Zen Clown]]>2005-10-05 09:58:09.0002015-06-11 01:17:16.000falsetruefalsefalse46339<![CDATA[I spoke with Zen Clown last night]]>2005-03-12 05:45:07.0002015-06-11 01:15:25.000falsetruefalsefalse46101593<![CDATA[how many beers can you drink in 1hr?]]>2015-02-08 09:40:20.0002015-02-15 18:05:50.000falsetruefalsefalse46496<![CDATA[North by Northwest by Alfred Hitchcock]]>2006-07-06 19:46:00.0002014-09-22 19:32:49.000falsetruefalsefalse46100037<![CDATA['nac preferences]]>2014-06-19 03:34:50.0002014-07-01 00:48:43.000falsetruefalsetrue46219<![CDATA[You know who you are...........]]>2003-11-03 23:13:29.0002014-06-20 22:04:51.000falsetruefalsefalse4698219<![CDATA[☆☆Classic Conkers☆☆]]>2013-11-07 22:54:49.0002014-05-04 05:23:53.000falsetruefalsefalse46115<![CDATA[Grebes: Classic or Dud?]]>2003-03-12 01:37:43.0002013-11-12 12:30:19.000falsetruefalsefalse4698123<![CDATA[In memorium rexius magnus et mindless prattle]]>2013-10-29 18:50:52.0002013-10-29 18:50:52.000falsetruefalsefalse46549<![CDATA[How does one tell a pomegranate from a persimmon?]]>2008-05-07 15:29:45.0002013-10-14 08:48:17.000falsetruefalsefalse46311<![CDATA[Does God answer your prayers?]]>2004-11-08 23:30:42.0002013-07-20 15:12:40.000falsetruefalsefalse46228<![CDATA[A question of hate]]>2003-11-24 02:00:54.0002013-06-09 01:07:33.000falsetruefalsefalse46205<![CDATA[The Governator]]>2003-10-12 17:35:44.0002013-06-09 01:04:19.000falsetruefalsefalse4682<![CDATA[It's Basically Just The Karate Kid with . . . ]]>2003-01-27 14:56:56.0002013-06-07 16:23:58.000falsetruefalsefalse46392<![CDATA[I am so bored I want to shoot myself]]>2005-08-22 14:11:35.0002013-02-02 20:26:22.000falsetruefalsefalse4695104<![CDATA[Share your life's ambitions itt]]>2013-01-20 20:04:36.0002013-01-20 23:18:52.000falsetruefalsefalse46345<![CDATA[Guiness]]>2005-04-08 02:16:25.0002012-12-29 19:46:33.000falsetruefalsefalse46557<![CDATA[Ask A Drunk]]>2008-08-24 17:31:20.0002012-12-06 04:59:32.000falsetruefalsetrue46122<![CDATA[What Don't You Look Like? 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For great justice.]]>2003-10-24 16:42:52.0002009-12-06 04:45:14.000falsetruefalsefalse4674434<![CDATA[pollette seat up?]]>2009-08-06 04:52:43.0002009-09-18 23:13:22.000falsetruefalsetrue46341<![CDATA[Mindless Prattle gone???]]>2005-03-16 17:16:39.0002009-09-03 05:01:43.000falsetruefalsefalse46383<![CDATA[Rilke consults Dr. Freud]]>2005-08-01 20:09:38.0002009-07-05 03:43:27.000falsetruefalsefalse4672664<![CDATA[While you were away...]]>2009-06-02 01:45:56.0002009-06-21 03:57:06.000falsetruefalsefalse4671144<![CDATA[TS - I spilled the gin, but it missed my laptop]]>2009-03-26 23:59:02.0002009-05-08 15:03:37.000falsetruefalsetrue4671179<![CDATA[I hate more rock music than you - And I think you suck]]>2009-03-28 03:15:39.0002009-04-04 04:22:26.000falsetruefalsefalse4670449<![CDATA[How many fingers?]]>2009-03-02 14:53:03.0002009-03-20 15:03:08.000falsetruefalsefalse4669052<![CDATA[99 Bottles of Beer]]>2009-01-20 15:56:15.0002009-02-01 00:07:31.000falsetruefalsetrue4668688<![CDATA[The Recently Deflowered Girl]]>2009-01-09 21:33:20.0002009-01-16 02:44:34.000falsetruefalsefalse4667276<![CDATA[Oh Holy Day! 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